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change yourself

GREAT  LINES –

“Change cannot be created for you every time. You must  bring the change yourself”
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Said by – Tukaram of Khopoli Vada Pav centre.
Meaning – Krupaya Sutte Paise Dya.

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3 Sep, 2013 By In: Decent SMS Double Meaning SMS
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BACHPAN Restart Kar Lete

Dimag Me Agar Printer Hota Toh
Khayalo Ke Printout Nikal Lete…

Mann Me Agar Bluetooth Hota Toh
Bhavnao Ko Transfer Kar Dete…

Dil Agar CPU◼ Hota Toh
Sabki Yadon Ko Save Kar Lete…

DhadkanAgar Pendrive Hoti Toh
Zindagi Ka Backup Le Lete…

Kashhh……

Zindagi Ek ComputerHoti,
Toh BACHPAN Restart Kar Lete…

28 Aug, 2013 By In: Childerns Day SMS Decent SMS
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Har insaan …..

Har insaan itna bhi kharab  nahi hota,
jitna woh AAdhaar card mein dikta hai….
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Aur itna bhi aacha nahi hota jitna woh Facebook pe dikhta hai..

31 Jul, 2013 By In: Cool SMS Decent SMS
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Ek masoom sa ladka himalaya

Ek masoom sa ladka himalaya ki pahari par bhede chara raha tha. Tabhi wahan se ek tourist nikla aur usne ladke se pucha;
Tourist: yeh bhede kitna doodh de deti hain?
Ladka: ji safed wali ya kaali wali?
Tourist: safed wali.
Ladka: ji 2 kilo.
Tourist: aur kaali wali?
Ladka: ji wo bhi 2 kilo.

Tourist: yeh uun kitni de deti hain?
Ladka: ji safed wali ya kaali wali?
Tourist: safed wali.
Ladka: ji 4 kilo.
Tourist: aur kaali wali?
Ladka: ji wo bhi 4 kilo.

Tourist: sale agar dono barabar doodh deti hain aur barabar unn deti hain to yeh kya safed wali aur kaali wali laga rakha hai??

Ladka: ji wo baat aisi hai ki jo safed wali bhede hain wo mere pitaji ji ki hain..

Tourist: aur kaali wali??
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Ladka: Wo bhi Pita ji ki hain.

30 Jul, 2013 By In: Decent SMS Jokes SMS
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On the first day of their marriage,

On the first day of their marriage, wife and husband decided and agreed not to open the door for anyone! On that day first, husband’s parents came to see them, they were behind the door. Husband and the wife looked at each other, husband wanted to open the door, but since they had an agreement he did not open the door, so his parents left.
After a while the same day , wife’s parents came , wife and the husband looked at each other and even though they had an agreement , wife with tears on her eyes whispered , I can’t do this to my parents , and she opened the door.
Husband did not say anything, years passed and they had 2 boys and the third child was a girl.
The father, planned a very big party for the new born girl, and he invited everyone over. Later that night his wife asked him what was the reason for such a big celebration for this baby while we did not do it for the others!
The Husband simply replied,…..
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because she is the one who will open the door for me!
Daughters are always so special !!?

29 Jul, 2013 By In: Decent SMS Save Girls
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Quote Of The Century

Quote Of The Century:
“Prostittution is the only industry where freshers are paid more than the
experienced

22 Jul, 2013 By In: Decent SMS
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Din beet jaate hai

Din beet jaate hai suhaani yaaade bankar , baate reh jaati hai ek kahaani ban kar, par dost to hamesha dil ke kareeb hote hai, kabhi hoto par muskaan aur kabhi aankhon mein paani bankar

18 Jul, 2013 By In: Decent SMS Friendship SMS
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Never stop your smile

Never stop your smile because you never know who is feeling happy with ur smile.
For the world u may be some one, but for someone you are the world… !

Happy morning 🙂

4 May, 2013 By In: Decent SMS Get Well Soon
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