Posts Tagged "Non Veg"

गरोदर

बायको : “अहो एक सांगू का? पण मारणार
तर नाही ना?”
नवरा : “हो सांग ना.
बायको : मी गरोदर आहे.”
नवरा : “अग हि तर आनंदाची बातमी आहे
मग तू एवढी घाबरतेस का?”
बायको :
“कॉलेजला असताना हि बातमी बाबाना सांगितली होती तेव्हा त्यांनी मारलं होत”

29 Apr, 2012 By In: Naughty SMS मराठी संदेश (Marathi SMS)
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Maths is so simple

You good at math?
Well, add a bed,
subtract ur cloths,
divide ur legs
and we can multiply!

26 Apr, 2012 By In: Non-Veg SMS
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He & She

He : Andar Gaya?
She : Ha.. Gaya.
He : Dukha Kya?
She : Zara bhi nahi.
He : Aur Ek Baar?
She : Ab isme Daalo.
He : Achha laga?
She : Haa..Bahoot. . . .
He : OK.MADAM KA SANDLE PACK KARO….

26 Apr, 2012 By In: Double Meaning SMS
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Women’s life

Women’s life is very hard.
Morning-wash clothes.
Noon-Dry clothes.
Evening-Iron clothes 
Night-Remove clothes
Late Midnight-Search clothes…..

16 Apr, 2012 By In: Non-Veg SMS
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Body ke parts ki meeting

Ek bar body ke parts ki meeting hui, sabi aaye par Lund nahi aya sabi hairan hue ki Lund kaha gaya

bad may pata laga Lund to msg. pad raga hai…

16 Apr, 2012 By In: Non-Veg SMS
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Naughty boy

Nauty boy draws a penis on black board, Lady teacher rubs it off... Next day draw a biger 1 n writes… D more u rub D biger it gets…

16 Apr, 2012 By In: Non-Veg SMS
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70 yrs. oldman

70 yrs. oldman to Doc: Doc mere age mein SEXSTYLE kya hona chahiye??
Doc: DOGGIE STYLE.
Man: Iska matlab peche se dalu.
Doc: Nahin Sale, sirf SUNG aur CHAAT!!

16 Apr, 2012 By In: Dirty SMS
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Sania Mirza &Mallika Sherawat

Teacher: Who is Sania Mirza?
Student: Tennis player.
Teacher: Good! Who is Mallika Sherawat?
Student: Penis Player!!

16 Apr, 2012 By In: Naughty SMS
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Dost aur …………

Dost ko Lund kaho ya Lund ko Dost. Dono ka kaam hai,
SAHI WAQT PAR KHADA REHNA!!

16 Apr, 2012 By In: Dirty SMS
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Mallika Sherawat

MALLIKA SHERAWAT KE MARNE KE BAAD USKI KABAR PE KYA LIKHA HOGA??
GUESS…
GUESS...
“SALI PEHLI BAAR AKELI SOYI HAI!!”

16 Apr, 2012 By In: Naughty SMS
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New BRA kharidni hai.

WIFE: suno ji mujhe new BRA kharidni hai.

HUSBAND: BRA ki kya zarurat hai itne chote chote to hai.

WIFE: kal tumne UNDERWEAR kharida maine kuch kaha.

16 Apr, 2012 By In: Naughty SMS
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Madam & Boy

MADAM : Woh kaun si cheej hai jise hum dekh sakte hai per Choo nahi sakte…?
Boy : Madam aapke Mumme….

16 Apr, 2012 By In: Non-Veg SMS
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