Posts Tagged "Naughty"

A naughty branded Shayri…

A naughty branded Shayri…
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If I was Nike and you were McDonald’s (wah wah),

If I was Nike and you were McDonald’s (wah wah),…

Baby, I would be “just doing it” and you would be “just loving it”

11 May, 2013 By In: Naughty SMS Non-Veg SMS
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गरोदर

बायको : “अहो एक सांगू का? पण मारणार
तर नाही ना?”
नवरा : “हो सांग ना.
बायको : मी गरोदर आहे.”
नवरा : “अग हि तर आनंदाची बातमी आहे
मग तू एवढी घाबरतेस का?”
बायको :
“कॉलेजला असताना हि बातमी बाबाना सांगितली होती तेव्हा त्यांनी मारलं होत”

29 Apr, 2012 By In: Naughty SMS मराठी संदेश (Marathi SMS)
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Maths is so simple

You good at math?
Well, add a bed,
subtract ur cloths,
divide ur legs
and we can multiply!

26 Apr, 2012 By In: Non-Veg SMS
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He & She

He : Andar Gaya?
She : Ha.. Gaya.
He : Dukha Kya?
She : Zara bhi nahi.
He : Aur Ek Baar?
She : Ab isme Daalo.
He : Achha laga?
She : Haa..Bahoot. . . .
He : OK.MADAM KA SANDLE PACK KARO….

26 Apr, 2012 By In: Double Meaning SMS
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DOCOMO Sim paije kay

Bhava DOCOMO Sim paije kay? 10Rs la Rs.340 cha talk-time 1p/2s. 200SMS/day
lifetime

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Paije asel tar,
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purn
“NAGDA” Te pn bunni hatat dharun, pathav..

22 Apr, 2012 By In: Naughty SMS
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She removed her dress..

A Girl about to make tea.
Opened fridge couldn’t find milk,
So She removed her dress..
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Changed her clothes & brought Milk from shop.

22 Apr, 2012 By In: Naughty SMS
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हो… जेवले मी…

चिंटू: जेवलीस का?
पिंकी: जेवलास का?
चिंटू: मी विचारलंय आधी…
पिंकी: मी विचारलंय आधी…
चिंटू: तू माझी कॉपी करतीयेस…
पिंकी: तू माझं कॉपी करतोयस…
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चिंटू: I LOVE YOU…
पिंकी: हो… जेवले मी…

21 Apr, 2012 By In: Jokes SMS मराठी संदेश (Marathi SMS)
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Body ke parts ki meeting

Ek bar body ke parts ki meeting hui, sabi aaye par Lund nahi aya sabi hairan hue ki Lund kaha gaya

bad may pata laga Lund to msg. pad raga hai…

16 Apr, 2012 By In: Non-Veg SMS
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Sardar ki Wife

Wife : Mere irade bade nek hai, aap 1000 main se ek hai.
Sardar : Mera dimag bada tez hai, kameeni pehle yeh bata baki 999 kaun hai……

16 Apr, 2012 By In: Naughty SMS
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Sania Mirza &Mallika Sherawat

Teacher: Who is Sania Mirza?
Student: Tennis player.
Teacher: Good! Who is Mallika Sherawat?
Student: Penis Player!!

16 Apr, 2012 By In: Naughty SMS
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Dost aur …………

Dost ko Lund kaho ya Lund ko Dost. Dono ka kaam hai,
SAHI WAQT PAR KHADA REHNA!!

16 Apr, 2012 By In: Dirty SMS
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Mallika Sherawat

MALLIKA SHERAWAT KE MARNE KE BAAD USKI KABAR PE KYA LIKHA HOGA??
GUESS…
GUESS...
“SALI PEHLI BAAR AKELI SOYI HAI!!”

16 Apr, 2012 By In: Naughty SMS
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