There was a couple who had thier relationship since 5 years.
They loved each other a lot. The girl was beautiful and the boy was faithful.
One day, the girl came to the boy and showed her new pink eye lenses.
Withing a moment the boy fainted and fell on the floor.
The girl rushed him to the hospital. Special team of doctors started operating the boy. After waiting for 37 hours, the girl met the doctor. The doctor said,
“We have found alcohol in your friend’s heart.”
The girl got shocked and said, “But he never ever had a drink in his life, how can this be possible?”
Doctor, “Even we are going to research on it. You go to your home now, you can visit him tomorrow.”
The girl hired a taxi and started thinking about the incident. Then suddenly she heard the song playing in the taxi:
Gulabi aanken jo teri dekhi,
Sharabi yeh dil ho gaya.
Kya hai na whatsapp free hai, toh logo ko kuch bhi bhejo bohot interest se padhte hai
Send it to your friends and unko bhi pareshan karo
Ekdum Fresh Hai
Boy – I fell in love with u the minute i saw u. Will u marry me?
Girl – Marathi madhi bol mala english nai yet
Boy – Dadar-la kasa jaicha??
I don’t know why people criticise XXX Movies?
Although it is the most Positive Movie
No Cheating (Everybody enjoys the Climax)
Lots of Love & always a very Happy Ending for all Charcters AND the Best part “jaha se dekho wahi se samajh aa jati hai..!!!”
How strange it is
-We wish to earn lots of money,
but we had the best times only when we had just 10 bucks in our pocket.
-We wish to wear high brands
but we feel most comfortable in pajayma pants.
-We wish to sit in Taj & Marriot with elite people
but we enjoy roadside tea with friends and with ppl we love..the most.
-We wish to own big cars and go on long drives
yet we talk our heart out only while walking down a long road.
-We have 64GB iPods filled with songs
but sometimes a song on the radio brings a smile that can’t be compared.
-Life is simple indeed
But We make it complex by running after what NEVER gives us joy…..
Take note of small things….!!!
Girls r loved widout any special reason:
Her laughters spread like a music in the house,
When she speaks, she speaks widout a break and everyone says “Chup bhi kr ab”
But when she is silent:
Mother says “tabiyat to thik hai?”
Father says “aj ghar chup chup kyu hai?”
Brother says “naraz ho kya?”
Boyfriend says.. Kya ho gaya meri jaan ko.., kuch galti ho gayi kya mujhse…?
Frnd says ‘uss kamine ne fir kuch bol diya kya??
She is the real non-stop music..
Dedicated to emotional, cute, pretty, sweet and sincere girls..
Forward it to all best girls of ur life..!!
Gals are løved widout any special reason: respect them.15 Aug, 2013 By SMS Hippo In: Express Feelings
A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. Unknown to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.
Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet with the little boy.
The little boy says, “Dark in here.”
The man says, “Yes it is.”
Boy- “I have a baseball.”
Man- “That’s nice.”
Boy- “Want to buy it?”
Man- “No, thanks.”
Boy- “My dad’s outside.”
Man- “OK, how much?”
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom’s lover are in the closet together.
Boy- “Dark in here.”
Man- “Yes, it is.”
Boy- “I have a baseball glove.”
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, “How much?”
A few days later, the father says to the boy, “Grab your glove. Let’s go outside and toss the baseball back and forth.”
The boy says, “I can’t. I sold them.”
The father asks, “How much did you sell them for?”
The son says “$1,000.”
The father says, “That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that.
That is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”
They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, “Dark in here.”
The priest says, “Don’t start that shit again…”
Saying “Love You Too” after wife says ” I Love You” has become as customary as saying “Jai Mata Di” after someone says ” Zor Se Bolo”10 Jul, 2013 By SMS Hippo In: Childerns Day SMS Funny love sms
Heart melting love story: Boy: I can’t marry u. My family is totally against it. Girl: Who r they 2 stop u? Boy: My wife & 2 kids.4 Jul, 2013 By SMS Hippo In: Center Shock SMS Jokes SMS
IF UR IN LOVE
– Make the best of it.
– Don’t doubt anythng.
– Enjoy it bcoz nothing lasts 4ever.
IF U JUST BROKE UP
– Don’t cry! Remembr that u had a gud time.
– Nvr stay alone! Ur friends are Der.
– Hug more people.
– Stop listening to sad music! It only make things worse.
IF UR SINGLE
– Stay happy
– Hang out with friends and family.
– Try looking 4 sumeone who you think is da best for u.
IF UR MARRIED
-Game over just delete dis msg n get back to work.
Wonderful confession by a girl in church and amazing reply she got
She:i m in love with a boy who is far away from me
I m in india and he lives in uk
We met on marriage website
Became friends on fb
Had long chats on whatsapp
Proposed each other on skype
N now 2 months of relationship through viber
I need ur blessings and good wish oh god
Guy besides her said: now get married on twitter
Have fun on tango
Buy your kids from ebay
Send them through gmail
And if u r fed up with ur husband or kids toh unko OLX pe bech de
Girl shocked guy rocked20 Jun, 2013 By SMS Hippo In: Funny SMS
WHATS APP CHAT
Boy: Hello Babe…. (11:45pm)
Girl: (last seen at 11:46pm)
Boy: Hey please answer me 🙂 ( 11:50pm)
Girl: (last seen at 11:52pm)
Boy: But why do you treat me like that??
Why don’t you answer me? (12:00am)
Girl: (last seen at 12:00am)
Boy: Ok good night dear,
i just wanted to tell you that I
have received my salary
worth Rs.50,000 and i
have reserved Rs.20,000 for ur shopping….
Girl: Wow darling! Sure….
I love you.. Thats great when shall we go?(12:05am)
Boy: (last seen 12:06am)
Girl: Baby please answer me na…
dear i was off last time, when shall we go?(12:08am)
Boy: (last seen 12:09am)
Girl: I know ur there and ur
reading my messages, Just answer sweet heart.. (12:10am)
Boy: (last seen 12:12am)
Girl: Anyway goodnight..
tomorrow we will go shopping okay love yu baby……. (12:20am)
What is the height of diplomacy:
Throwing your spouse out of the window and screaming…
“Love is in the air..
Love is in the air !!”