Ek-kiss k baad kya hota hai?
Kya hota he bola na ?
Ek-kiss (21) k baad
Baa-iss (22) hota hai,
Padhai par dhyan do
romance par nahi.
Ab Valentine day khatam ho chuka hai!22 Feb, 2014 By SMS Hippo In: Flirt SMS Funny Questions SMS Valentines Day SMS
Girl: Doctor mere lips pe infection ho gaya hai..
Doctor: KISS kitni baar karti ho..?
Girl: Saal mein 1 baar..
Doctor: Infection nahi “ZANG” lag gayi hai..
This is epic….
Laalu Yadav has heart attack, dies, goes to hell, Devil waiting for him.
“I’m not sure what to do.” says Devil. “Ur on my list, but I have no room for you. As u definitely have to stay here, I’m going to have to let someone else go.”
“I got 3 folks here who weren’t as bad as u. I will let 1 of them go, u hav to take their place. I let u decide who leaves!”
Devil opened 1st room.
In it was Sonia Gandhi & large pool of hot water. She kept diving in & climbing out, over & over. Such was her fate in hell.
“No!’ said Laalu. ‘I’m not a good swimmer!”
Devil led him to next room. In it was Mulayam Singh with a sledgehammer & room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, time after time.
“No! I got problem wth my shoulder. I will be in constant agony if I had to break rocks all day.”
Devil opened 3rd door. Laalu saw Sharad Pawar lying on a king size bed and Over him was Sunny Leone kissing him and doing what she is best at.
Laalu looked in disbelief for a while & says, “Yeah, I can handle this.”
The Devil smiled & said, “OK, Sunny, you are free to Go!!”11 Sep, 2013 By SMS Hippo In: Center Shock SMS Jokes SMS Politics SMS
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
Once MANMOHAN SINGH,
SONIA GANDHI n AISHWARYA wer going in a train..
The train entrs a tunnel.There is sound of kissing n a slap. Wen train cums out Bush’s face ws red due to slap
All remain diplomatic & stay silent
Sonia is thinking:
Americans r crazy.
Bush must hav tried to kiss Ash
Aishwarya is thinking:
Bush mst hav tried to kiss me bt kissed Sonia instead & got slapped
Bush is thinking:
Damn it! Manmohan mst hav tried to kiss Aishwarya. She hd thot it ws me & slapped me!
Manmohan is thnking:
If train goes thru anothr tunnel, I wil again make kissing sound & slap Bush…
SINGH is KING! Ha ha ha.
2 girs chatting..
1st: yesterday me n my bf went for a date. I knew today was the big nite..
2nd: really ? Wow. What hapnd next?..
1st: He took me to his apartment. He kissed me gently and groped me from behind.
2nd: Wowww… then?
1st: Then he put his hand inside my skirt and caressed me down there.
2nd: You are so lucky.. what next??
1st: He then unbuttoned the first button of my new red top that I got from pantaloons the day before..
2nd: U got a new top?..
1st: Yes it was on sale. I even bought a jeans..
2nd: Is the sale still on?..
1st: Yes come let’s go shopping
Girls r Girls21 Jun, 2013 By SMS Hippo In: Naughty SMS
Bayko (Navryala)- “Kamachya Weli Mala Kiss karat jau naka ho..”
(Aatun Kamwali cha Aawaj)
“Sanga Jara, sanga Tyanna.. Mi tar Sangun Sangun Thakle!”6 Jun, 2013 By SMS Hippo In: Husband-wife sms Naughty SMS
Kiss karne ka sabse jyada maja kaha aata hai
Ladki Ladke ko kiss karti he,
To ladke ke gal pe lipstick lag jati he.
Ladka kehta he ye kya kiya?
Ladki: Agar kuch acha karne se
Dag lagta he to dag ache he…
3 men were arguing about “WHEN LIFE BEGINS”
1st: At time of schooling.
2nd: At birth.
3rd: You idiots.. Life begins when wife goes for vacation……
Aaj Ek Kiss May(21 may) hai22 May, 2013 By SMS Hippo In: Funny SMS Husband-wife sms
तीन उंदीर गप्पा मारत असतात
पहिला उंदीर : मी विषारी गोळ्या आरामात चघळतो.
दुसरा उंदीर : मी पिंजर्यातील पनीर आरामात खावून बाहेर येतो.
तिसरा उंदीर उठतो आणि जायला लागतो, पहिला आणि दुसरा उंदीर विचारतात काय झाल कुठे चालला?
तिसरा उंदीर म्हणतो आलोच मांजरीचा कीस घेवून….1 Apr, 2012 By sonu In: Funny SMS मराठी संदेश (Marathi SMS)
Santa:I kiss my wife before i go to office everyday & you?
banta: I kiss your wife after u go to office everyday
santa:Ha Ha i’m First.