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Awesome msg. Pl make the ….

Awesome msg. Pl make the EFFORT to read this all the way!!!

Ek Sach Chupa Hota Hai :- Jab Koi Kisi Ko Kehta Hai Ki “Mazaak Tha Yaar”.

Ek Feeling Chupi Hoti Hai :- Jab Koi Kehta Hai “Mujhe Koi Farq Nahi Padta”.

Ek Dard Chupa Hota Hai :- Jab Koi Kehta Hai “Its Ok”.

Ek Zarurat Chupi Hoti Hai :- Jab Koi Kehta Hai “Mujhe Akela Chhod Do”.

Ek Gehri Baat Chupi Hoti Hai :- Jab Koi Kehta Hai “Pata Nahi”.

Ek Samundar Chupa Hota Hai Baato Ka :- Jab Koi “Khamosh Rehta Hai”…..

Isi liye ek Open Heart Surgery unit k baahar likha hua tha k….

“Agar Dil Khol Lete Apne Yaaro Ke Saath,
To Aaj Kholna Na Padta Auozaro K Saath”

Happy world Heart Day

“Share Life With True Friends”
I just did..

15 Dec, 2013 By In: Express Feelings
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A beautiful Madam

A beautiful Madam was having trouble with one of her students in 1st Grade class. Madam asked,’Boy. What is your problem?’

Boy answered, ‘I’m too smart for the first-grade.My sister is in the third-grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 4th Grade!’

Madam had enough. She took the Boy to the principal’s office. While the Boy waited in the outer office, madam explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Madam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed.

the Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: ‘What is 3 x 3?’ Boy.: ‘9 .

Principal: ‘What is 6 x 6?’ Boy.: ’36 .

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 4th grade should know. The principal looks at Madam and tells her, ‘I think Boy can go to the 4th grade.’

Madam says to the principal, ‘I have some of my own questions.

Can I ask him ?’ The principal and Boy both agreed.

Madam asks, ‘What does a cow have four of that I have only two of’?

Boy, after a moment ‘Legs.’

Madam: ‘What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?’

Boy.: ‘Pockets.’

Madam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Boy.: Coconut

Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?

The principal’s eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge.

Boy.: Bubblegum

Madam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?

The principal’s eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer…

Boy.: Shake hands

Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.

Boy.: Tent

Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you’re bored. The best man always has me first.

The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.

Boy.: Wedding Ring

Madam: I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

Boy.: Nose

Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

Boy.: Arrow

Madam: What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means lot of heat and excitement?

Boy.: Fire truck

Madam: What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ & if u don’t get it, u have to use ur hand.

Boy.: Fork

Madam: What is it that all men have one of it’s longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn’t use his and a man gives it to his wife after they’re married?

Boy.: SURNAME.

Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?

Boy.: HEART.

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,

‘Send this Boy to IIM AHMEDABAD, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!’…

24 Jun, 2013 By In: Adult SMS Munna bhai SMS
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Thats relation

Heart said to eyes,”dont see more, bcoz u see n i m suffering”

Eyes said to heart,”dnt think more bcoz u think n i cry for it..”
Thats relation

22 Jun, 2013 By In: Life SMS
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WHATS APP CHAT :) :) :)

WHATS APP CHAT

Boy: Hello Babe…. (11:45pm)
Girl: (last seen at 11:46pm)

Boy: Hey please answer me 🙂 ( 11:50pm)
Girl: (last seen at 11:52pm)

Boy: But why do you treat me like that??
Why don’t you answer me? (12:00am)
Girl: (last seen at 12:00am)

Boy: Ok good night dear,
i just wanted to tell you that I
have received my salary
worth Rs.50,000  and i
have reserved Rs.20,000 for ur shopping….

Girl: Wow darling! Sure….
I love you.. Thats great when shall we go?(12:05am)
Boy: (last seen 12:06am)

Girl: Baby please answer me na…
dear i was off last time, when shall we go?(12:08am)
Boy: (last seen 12:09am)

Girl: I know ur there and ur
reading my messages, Just answer sweet heart.. (12:10am)
Boy: (last seen 12:12am)
.
.
Girl: Anyway goodnight..
tomorrow we will go shopping okay love yu baby……. (12:20am)

18 Jun, 2013 By In: Funny love sms Girlfriend Boyfriend SMS
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True Thanksgiving

He who thanks only with lips
Thanks in part;
True Thanksgiving
Always comes from the heart.
Happy Day.

14 Jun, 2013 By In: Life SMS
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Look Up Your Birthday And See What You Are…

Look Up Your Birthday And See What You Are…

January 01 – 09 ~ Dog
January 10 – 24 ~ Mouse
January 25 – 31 ~ Lion

February 01 – 05 ~ Cat
February 06 – 14 ~ Dove
February 15 – 21 ~ Turtle
February 22 – 28 ~ Panther

March 01 – 12 ~ Monkey
March 13 – 15 ~ Lion
March 16 – 23 ~ Mouse
March 24 – 31 ~ Cat

April 01 – 03 ~ Dog
April 04 – 14 ~ Panther
April 15 – 26 ~ Mouse
April 27 – 30 ~ Turtle

May 01 – 13 ~ Monkey
May 14 – 21 ~ Dove
May 22 – 31 ~ Lion

June 01 – 03 ~ Mouse
June 04 – 14 ~ Turtle
June 15 – 20 ~ Dog
June 21 – 24 ~ Monkey
June 25 – 30 ~ Cat

July 01 – 09 ~ Mouse
July 10 – 15 ~ Dog
July 16 – 26 ~ Dove
July 27 – 31 ~ Cat

August 01 – 15 ~ Monkey
August 16 – 25 ~ Mouse
August 26 – 31 ~ Turtle

September 01 – 14 ~ Dove
September 15 – 27 ~ Cat
September 28 – 30 ~ Dog

October 01 – 15 ~ Monkey
October 16 – 27 ~ Turtle
October 28 – 31 ~ Panther

November 01 – 16 ~ Lion
November 17 – 30 ~ Cat

December 01 – 16 ~ Dog
December 17 – 25 ~ Monkey
December 26 – 31 ~ Dove

If you are a

Dog : A very loyal and sweet person. Your loyalty can never be doubted. You are quite honest and sincere when it comes to your attitude towards working. You are a very simple person, indeed. Absolutely hassle free, humble and down-to-earth!! That explains the reason why your friends cling on to you! You have a good taste for clothes. If your wardrobe is not updated with what is trendy, you sure are depressed. Popular and easy-going. You have a little group of dignified friends, all of them being quality-personified. Repost This If It’s True For You.!!

If you are a Mouse : Always up to some sort of a mischief! The mischievous gleam in your eyes is what makes you so cute and attractive to everyone. You are an extremely fun-to-be-with kind of person. No wonder people seek for your company and look forward to include you for all get-together’s. However, you are sensitive which is a drawback. People need to select their words while talking to you. If someone tries to fiddle around and play with words while dealing with you, it is enough to invite your wrath. God bless the person then!Repost This If It’s True For You.!!

If you are a Lion : Quite contradictory to your name, you are a peace loving person. You best try to avoid a situation wherein you are required to fight. An outdoor person, you dislike sitting at one place for a long duration. Popular and easy-going. You are a born leader, and have it in you how to tactfully derive work from people. People love the way you always treat them. You love being loved, and when you receive your share of limelight from someone, you are all theirs!!!!Repost This If It’s True For You.!!

If you are a Cat : An extremely lovable, adorable person, sometimes shy, with a passion for quick wit. At times, you prefer quietness. You love exploring various things and going into depth of each thing. Under normal circumstances you’re cool but when given a reason to, you are like a volcano waiting to erupt. You’re a fashion bird. People look forward to you as an icon associated with fashion. Basically, you mingle along freely but don’t like talking much to strangers. People feel very easy in your company. You observe care in choosing your friends.Repost This If It’s True For You.!!

If you are a Turtle : You are near to perfect and nice at heart. The examples of your kindness are always circulated in groups of people. You, too, love peace. You wouldn’t like to retaliate even to a person who is in the wrong. You are loved due to this. You do not wish to talk behind one’s back. People love the way you always treat them. You can give, give and give love, and the best part is that you do not expect it back in return. You are generous enough. Seeing things in a practical light is what remains the best trait of you guys.Repost This If It’s True For You.!!

If you are a Dove : You symbolize a very happy-go-lucky approach in life. Whatever the surroundings may be, grim or cheerful, you remain unaffected. In fact, you spread cheer wherever you go. You are the leader of your group of friends and good at consoling people in their times of need. You dislike hypocrisy and tend to shirk away from hypocrites. They can never be in your good books, no matter what. You are very methodical and organized in your work. No amount of mess, hence, can ever encompass you. Beware, it is easy for you to fall in love….Repost This If It’s True For You.!!

If you are a Panther : You are mysterious. You are someone who can handle pressure with ease, and can handle any atmosphere without going berserk. You can be mean at times, and love to gossip with your selected group. Very prim and proper. You like all situations and things to be in the way you desire, which, sometimes is not possible. As a result, you may lose out in some relationships. But otherwise, you love to help people out from difficult and tight spots when they really need you.Repost This If It’s True For You.!!

If you are a Monkey : Very impatient and hyper!!! You want things to be done as quick as possible. At heart, you are quite simple and love if you are the center of attraction. That way, you people are unique. You would like to keep yourself safe from all the angles. Shall your name be dragged or featured in any sort of a controversy, you then go all panicky. Therefore, you take your precautions from the very beginning. When you foresee anything wrong, your sixth sense is what saves you from falling in traps. Quite a money minded bunch you people are!!

Share This If It’s True For You.!!

23 May, 2013 By In: Long SMS Puzzle SMS
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let it come from your heart

For whatever choices you are about to make in this lifetime always remember one thing “let it come from your heart“.

2 May, 2013 By In: Quotes Sms
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A better relationship

“A better relationship needs just two things..
A little time to be spent heartily
&
a little care to be given truely”

1 May, 2013 By In: Quotes Sms Relationship Sms
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I want success & Happiness

Man in God’s shop :- what do U Sell.?  
God – whatevr your Heart Desires. 
Man- I want success & Happiness. 
God smiled & said –  “I Sell Only Seeds Not Fruits” Gm!

30 Apr, 2013 By In: Inspirational SMS Quotes Sms Spirituality sms
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Two people you need in your Life

Two people you need in your Life – – –  

“A cute Partner who Promises not to Break your Heart” 

“A best friend 2 Kick that person who Breaks your Heart”.

30 Apr, 2013 By In: Friendship SMS Life SMS Mates SMS Relationship Sms
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One Pain Can…

Thousand Of Happiness Can’t
Remove One Pain In Heart…
But
One Pain Can Remove Thousand
Of Happiness In Heart.

28 Apr, 2013 By In: Life SMS Misc SMS
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R is for Red

R is for Red,
Red is for Blood,
Blood is for Heart,
Heart is for Love,
Love is for U,
U are for Me,
Me for U.
that’s why
I LOVE YOU

6 Oct, 2012 By In: Love SMS Romantic Sms Valentines Day SMS
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