Posts Tagged "girlfriend"

fultoo overacting girlfriend

Bf: swthrt, Where are u?

Gf(fultoo overacting ): My dad asked his driver to drop me to the club, you? ;;)

Bf: I’m sitting behind you in the bus, don’t pay, I have paid for you

8 Oct, 2013 By In: Girlfriend Boyfriend SMS
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Ek Ladki apne BF k sath Ghoom Rahi thi.

Ek Ladki apne BF k sath Ghoom Rahi thi.. .
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Itne me us ka
husband aa gaya aur uske BF Ko pitne
… … laga..
Ladki- Maar saale Ko
Apni biwi ghumaata nahi h,
Aur dusro
ki biwi gumaane le aata hai…
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(itne me BF josh me
husband ko marne laga)
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Ladki – Maar saale Ko, na khud ghumaane le jata hai,
na kisi aur ko ghumaane deta hai…!

10 Sep, 2013 By In: Girlfriend Boyfriend SMS Husband-wife sms
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Kis Liye?

Master–Kal School Kyon Nhi Aye.?
Boy–GirlFriend Se Milne Gya Tha.
Master–Kis Liye?
Boy–Yes Sir.
Master–Mene Puchha Kis Liye.?
Boy–Liye Sir Bahut liye

5 Sep, 2013 By In: Jokes SMS Kiss SMS
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Girl friend to boyfriend

Girl friend to boyfriend: I’m pregnant!

Boyfriend: Are you sure that its mine?

Girlfriend starts crying: Yaar sab log aisa bologe to kaise chalega!

7 Aug, 2013 By In: Girlfriend Boyfriend SMS
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Dhassu Breakup.

Dhassu Breakup.

A SARDAR threw 6 cricket balls on his gf..
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GF: “wat the hell was that?”
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SARDAR: “its over”….!

3 Aug, 2013 By In: Break Up SMS Sardar SMS
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A Very-Very Classic Insult.

A Very-Very Classic Insult…

Girl: Main Abhi-Abhi Beauty Parlour Se Aa Rahi Hoon…
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Boyfrnd: Are!!! Aaj Bhi Band Tha Kya…??? 😛

20 Jul, 2013 By In: Center Shock SMS Girlfriend Boyfriend SMS
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A boy romantically told his Gf..

A boy romantically told his Gf..
“i can see the whole world in your eyes”.
A Mumbaikar passing-by asked..”Arey Sakinaka pe traffic hai kya dekh na pls..=))

18 Jul, 2013 By In: Funny love sms PJ SMS
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Johnny wanted to have s#x with a girl in his office,

Johnny wanted to have s#x with a girl in his office,
but she belonged to someone else…
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said, “I’ll give you a $100 if you let me
screw you. But the girl said NO.
Johnny said, “I’ll be fast. I’ll throw the money on
the floor, you bend down, and I’ll be finished by the
time you pick it up. ”
She thought for a moment and said that she would have
to consult her boyfriend… So she called her
boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says, “Ask him for $200, pick up the
money very fast, he won’t even be able to get his
pants down.”
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour
goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
girlfriend to call.
Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and
asks what happened.
She responded, “The idiot used coins!”

18 Jul, 2013 By In: Adult SMS Naughty SMS
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mere baap k aage

Bf to Gf : mere baap k aage bade bade log katori leke khade hote hai

Gf : achaa :O kaun hai tumra baap ?

Bf : pani puri wala

5 Jul, 2013 By In: Girlfriend Boyfriend SMS Jokes SMS
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Fee maafi k liye application

Fee maafi k liye application

To,
The principal
High school,

SIR,
    Baat ye hui k mere dad ne mujhe fees k liye Rs.500 diye the
100 ki film dekhi, 150 ki drink, 50 ka girlfrnd ka recharge krva diya, 200 science wali mam par shart har gya mai samjha tha k unka sirf maths wale sir k sath chakkar hai pr  unka to aap k sath bhi chakkar nikla
Ab aap k pas 2 hi raste hai meri fees maf ya apka pardafash.!
THANX
Urs sincerely,
apki beti ka boyfrnd

27 Jun, 2013 By In: Center Shock SMS
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Touching lines by an ex-boyfriend

Touching lines by an ex-boyfriend: :
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Aaj apni girlfriend ki shadi me jaa kar yeh
ehsas hua ki,
Khana acha ho to mohabbat bhi feeki lagti
hai..!!

17 Jun, 2013 By In: Break Up SMS Broken Heart SMS
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Sardar was driving 2 LONAVALA wid Girlfrnd

Sardar was driving 2 LONAVALA wid Girlfrnd

While driving, he kept his hand on her hand.
She smiled & blushingly said,
U can go further!!

Sardar went 2 Pune…

13 Jun, 2013 By In: Sardar SMS
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