Posts Tagged "Girl"

Gulabi aanken jo teri dekhi, Sharabi yeh dil ho gaya.

There was a couple who had thier relationship since 5 years.

They loved each other a lot. The girl was beautiful and the boy was faithful.

One day, the girl came to the boy and showed her new pink eye lenses.

Withing a moment the boy fainted and fell on the floor.

The girl rushed him to the hospital. Special team of doctors started operating the boy. After waiting for 37 hours, the girl met the doctor. The doctor said,

“We have found alcohol in your friend’s heart.”

The girl got shocked and said, “But he never ever had a drink in his life, how can this be possible?”

Doctor, “Even we are going to research on it. You go to your home now, you can visit him tomorrow.”

The girl hired a taxi and started thinking about the incident. Then suddenly she heard the song playing in the taxi:

Gulabi aanken jo teri dekhi,
Sharabi yeh dil ho gaya.

Kya hai na whatsapp free hai, toh logo ko kuch bhi bhejo bohot interest se padhte hai
Send it to your friends and unko bhi pareshan karo
Ekdum Fresh Hai

21 Nov, 2013 By In: Funny love sms
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Girls hostel me aag lag gayi,

Girls hostel me aag lag gayi,

Pas hi k boys hostel k ladko ne help ki…..

TV pr NEWS AAYI-Aag pe kabu pa liya gaya he,

Lekin

ladko par kabu pane ki koshish jari hai.. 😉

16 Oct, 2013 By In: Jokes SMS
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A guy asked a girl in a library

A guy asked a girl in a library, “Do
you mind if I sit beside you?”
The girl answered with a loud voice, “I
DO NOT WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT
WITH YOUUU!!!!!”
All of the students in the library
started staring at the guy. He was
very embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the girl
walked quietly to the guy’s table and
told him, “I study psychology and I
know what a man is thinking. Let me
guess, you were embarrassed, huh?”
The guy responded with a loud voice,
“200 DOLLARS FOR ONE NIGHT?!?!?!
THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!”
…and all the people in the library
looked at the girl in shock. The guy
leaned over and whispered, “I study
Law, and I know how to make people
look guilty.

15 Oct, 2013 By In: Girlfriend Boyfriend SMS Jokes SMS
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Virginity – A Question On Girls’

Virginity – A Question On Girls’ Morality – Youth Blog of
India –
“Are you pure?” asked the guy who came to see Seema for
marriage. “Pure????” Seema couldn’t get his question.
“Pure as in untouched?” he clarified. Seema now
understood what he wanted to ask. “What are you looking
for a girl to marry or ghee?” she replied agitated by such a
question. He was shocked at such a reply, but before he
could say anything. Seema continued, “Well you can say if
there was an exam about ‘purity’ I wouldn’t top it!” His
family left. Next day he rang up Seema’s dad and told him
that he cannot marry Seema as she is a girl with low
morals. Bang on! Welcome to the progressive India where
we claim to be modern people but still make Virginity a
base to check a girl’s morals or her capability to become a
good wife. Today when we claim that women have an
equal status in the society with that of men, we still are
under the orthodox views of using a white bed sheet on the
first night of marriage just to check the bride’s virginity!!!
The guy may himself have slept with number of girls but he
wants a “pure”, “untouched” girl as a wife. Why? Answer-
just to satisfy his male ego that the girl he is going to
spend his life with has been and will be only his
“possession”. If today a girl loses her virginity with a guy
she loves truly but the guy turns out to be a cheat then she
is tagged as a “slut”, “characterless girl” ; MIND YOU these
being the most decent words I can pen down ,else there
are a million more worse words in our mother tongue
vocabulary. I ask what is the mistake of the girl? She
loved a guy? She slept with someone she thought she
would marry? Or, she now has lost her purity which would
satisfy her to-be husband’s male ego and make him
believe that she is fit to be his wife! And again no answers
I could get! I completely support the fact that we Indians
should not give up on our morals and accept everything
that westernisation gives us but I wonder how can a
biological wall in the girl’s body by breaking decide the
level of her morals? I mean Seema could have been a
great wife, she was marrying the guy her parents chose,
maybe she had a bad past… But all that was seen was that
she wasn’t pure! L And I am forced to wonder that what
would happen to those rape victims? Who would marry
those girls? Moreover a girl from a sports background,
has always been told by those orthodox distant relatives
to Quit it, why? because playing may result in breakage of
the “moral wall”!! “ “Urggghhh ”, that’s what  I have always
thought after hearing that!!
But I am also a girl
who belongs to the globalised world, interacts with the
opposite sex, loves, has break ups, overcomes them and
smiles again and no one has a right to tag me any thing
for that reason! 
Next time you go
looking for a girl for marriage, search for a true heart and
not something like “pure ghee”, because she ‘s gonna be
your life partner and not your meal to satisfy your hunger
of ego.
When you look at a beautiful girl coming dressed in
a red lehanga leaving her world behind, to become a part of your world, accept her, make her life a bed of roses rather than testing her loyalty by making her lay down on a bed with white bed sheet because true love will make
your marriage successful, her “purity” won’t.

Forward dis message if you respect it!

18 Aug, 2013 By In: Save Girls
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Dedicated to emotional, cute, pretty, sweet and sincere girls..

Girls r loved widout any special reason:

Her laughters spread like a music in the house,

When she speaks, she speaks widout a break and everyone says “Chup bhi kr ab”

But when she is silent:

Mother says “tabiyat to thik hai?”
Father says “aj ghar chup chup kyu hai?”

Brother says “naraz ho kya?”

Boyfriend says.. Kya ho gaya meri jaan ko.., kuch galti ho gayi kya mujhse…?

Frnd says ‘uss kamine ne fir kuch bol diya kya??

She is the real non-stop music..

Dedicated to emotional, cute, pretty, sweet and sincere girls..

Forward it to all best girls of ur life..!!

Gals are løved widout any special reason: respect them.

15 Aug, 2013 By In: Express Feelings
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mala tuzi khup athavan ali ki

Boy: mala tuzi khup athavan ali ki mi
tuza photo
baghato.

Girl: hw swt &
maza aawaj aikavasa vatala tr tu
kay kartos???

Boy: Shejarchya
kutrila dagad
marto….

13 Aug, 2013 By In: Girlfriend Boyfriend SMS Jokes SMS
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Girls takes decision

Girls takes decision after preparation and boys are prepared for any decision

13 Aug, 2013 By In: Girlfriend Boyfriend SMS
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THE NEW GET BLOCKED PJ’s

THE NEW GET BLOCKED PJ’s
Boy : Whats your Name??

Girl: Palak and you

Boy: Paneer
*BLOCKED!!!*

Girl : Hello i am khusbu

Boy : khusbu ka dusra naam bharosa agarbati….kone kone me khusbu faila de
**blocked**

Boy:hi, wats ur name??

Girl: its Neha Singhal.

Boy: oh. . M also Single.
*blocked*

Girl: What’s Up?
Boy: Uttar Pradesh…
*gets blocked*

Girl : tu soya hai…??
Boy : Nahi…! Schezwan hu..!
*Gets Blocked Instantly*

Girl: I’m free tommorow!
Boy: pehle kya paid thi??
*GETS BLOCKED*

Boy: aj mausam achha h mall chalte h.
Girl: waha kya karenge??
Boy: hawan karenge, hawan karenge.
*blocked*

Girl : see ya!

Boy: ram chandar ki jai
!Blocked*

Girl: Have a Good Day….

Boy: No thank you… I like Parle-G more…
*BLOCKED*

Girl: I need some Space.

Boy: Ok then go to Sonakshi Sinha’s forehead.
*Blocked*

Girl puts up her status :” waiting for CHENNAIEXPRESS “…
Boy: COOLIE hai kya? ? 
*Blocked*

Boy- Thank you

Girl-My pleasure

Boy- My Bajaj Pulsar
*Reported as spam*
*Blocked Forever

11 Aug, 2013 By In: PJ SMS
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What You’ll Do If I Die?

Girl: What You’ll Do If I Die?
Boy: I’ll Live Happily For D Rest Of My Life
Next Day
The Girl Died With A Note:
” I’ll Do Anything For Your Happiness…”
Moral:
Never Joke With Brainless Girls

30 Jul, 2013 By In: Funny love sms
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A boy’s eye is

A boy’s eye is
Faster than Google in searching a
Beautiful girl in crowd..
But..
A boy’s heart is slower than
Government bus while
Proposing a Girl whom he truly
Loves!

29 Jul, 2013 By In: Funny love sms Love SMS
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What is d most embarrasing moment 4 a girl?

What is d most embarrasing moment 4 a girl?

Wen she is showin her frnz’s photos to her mom n as her bf’s pic cums,her mom says
“Haa chapri kon aahe?”:-P

24 Jul, 2013 By In: Girlfriend Boyfriend SMS Jokes SMS
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Santa 2 girl- “I Love U”

Santa 2 girl- “I Love U”

Girl slaps him n says, “Kamine kya bola tu???”

Santa slaps her back n asks, “Saali jab suna nahi to, thappad kyu mara???”

18 Jul, 2013 By In: Santa-Banta SMS
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