Posts Tagged "Dirty"

He & She

He : Andar Gaya?
She : Ha.. Gaya.
He : Dukha Kya?
She : Zara bhi nahi.
He : Aur Ek Baar?
She : Ab isme Daalo.
He : Achha laga?
She : Haa..Bahoot. . . .
He : OK.MADAM KA SANDLE PACK KARO….

26 Apr, 2012 By In: Double Meaning SMS
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Kismat par aitbaar kisko hai

Kismat par aitbaar kisko hai, Khushioon se inkaar kisko hai, jindgi mein hai aap jaise dost, warna jindagi se pyar kisko hai…

24 Apr, 2012 By In: Friendship SMS
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Jadugar

A girl with his boyfriend opens her legs inviting him to fuck & asked ” Humare baby ka naam kya hoga?”
He wear a condom $ says : “Isake baad bhi huya to JADUGAR“…

16 Apr, 2012 By In: Dirty SMS
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Jija Ji

A man jumps into bed and starts making sex.
Women in bed says: JIJA JI main aapki biwi nahin, saali Radha hoon.
Man: Ab kahan ki radha jab ghus gaya aadha…

16 Apr, 2012 By In: Dirty SMS
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“Rehta hu bhai rehta hu

Lund:”Rehta hu bhai rehta hu, do taango ke beech mein rehta hoon, jab bi chut dekhta hun to uth ke salaam karta hoon”
Chut:”Rehti hu bhai rehti hu, do taango ke beech mein rehti hu, jab bi lund dekhti hu, muh khol kar swagat karti hun”
Jhaten:”Rehte hai bhai rehte hai,do tangon ke beech me rehte hain, chut aur lund ke ladai mein ek do shaheed hote rehte hain”

16 Apr, 2012 By In: Dirty SMS
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70 yrs. oldman

70 yrs. oldman to Doc: Doc mere age mein SEXSTYLE kya hona chahiye??
Doc: DOGGIE STYLE.
Man: Iska matlab peche se dalu.
Doc: Nahin Sale, sirf SUNG aur CHAAT!!

16 Apr, 2012 By In: Dirty SMS
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Sania Mirza &Mallika Sherawat

Teacher: Who is Sania Mirza?
Student: Tennis player.
Teacher: Good! Who is Mallika Sherawat?
Student: Penis Player!!

16 Apr, 2012 By In: Naughty SMS
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Dost aur …………

Dost ko Lund kaho ya Lund ko Dost. Dono ka kaam hai,
SAHI WAQT PAR KHADA REHNA!!

16 Apr, 2012 By In: Dirty SMS
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Madam & Boy

MADAM : Woh kaun si cheej hai jise hum dekh sakte hai per Choo nahi sakte…?
Boy : Madam aapke Mumme….

16 Apr, 2012 By In: Non-Veg SMS
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Hutch Ka Chota Recharge

HUTCH Ka Chota SEX RECHARGE!!!!!!
KISS karna hai sirf 10RS!!!
DABANA hai sirf 50rs!!!
FULL GAME ka 200rs!!!
KYA SOCH RAHA HAI RANDI MEHNGI PAD JAYEGI !!!!!

16 Apr, 2012 By In: Dirty SMS
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Masterji

Ek din masterji bina zip lagaye class puhanche,
sab bache husney lage,
masterji bole chup raho nahin to “bahar nikal kar khara kar doonga”

15 Apr, 2012 By In: Dirty SMS
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Sex is

Sex is :
An art if it is with girl friend.
Science if it is with wife.
Commerce if it is with prostitute.
Social service if it is with aunty
Charity if it is with old woman……

12 Apr, 2012 By In: Non-Veg SMS
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