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A man asked an Artist

Good morning….

A man asked an Artist:

How do you make such a beautiful things from stone?

He replied: Beauty is already hidden there,

I just remove Extra Stone.

Your Happiness are hidden within yourself,

Just Remove Your Worries.

HV a trustful Sunday….

18 Aug, 2013 By In: Inspirational SMS
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A beautiful Madam

A beautiful Madam was having trouble with one of her students in 1st Grade class. Madam asked,’Boy. What is your problem?’

Boy answered, ‘I’m too smart for the first-grade.My sister is in the third-grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 4th Grade!’

Madam had enough. She took the Boy to the principal’s office. While the Boy waited in the outer office, madam explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Madam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed.

the Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: ‘What is 3 x 3?’ Boy.: ‘9 .

Principal: ‘What is 6 x 6?’ Boy.: ’36 .

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 4th grade should know. The principal looks at Madam and tells her, ‘I think Boy can go to the 4th grade.’

Madam says to the principal, ‘I have some of my own questions.

Can I ask him ?’ The principal and Boy both agreed.

Madam asks, ‘What does a cow have four of that I have only two of’?

Boy, after a moment ‘Legs.’

Madam: ‘What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?’

Boy.: ‘Pockets.’

Madam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Boy.: Coconut

Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?

The principal’s eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge.

Boy.: Bubblegum

Madam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?

The principal’s eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer…

Boy.: Shake hands

Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.

Boy.: Tent

Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you’re bored. The best man always has me first.

The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.

Boy.: Wedding Ring

Madam: I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

Boy.: Nose

Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

Boy.: Arrow

Madam: What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means lot of heat and excitement?

Boy.: Fire truck

Madam: What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ & if u don’t get it, u have to use ur hand.

Boy.: Fork

Madam: What is it that all men have one of it’s longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn’t use his and a man gives it to his wife after they’re married?

Boy.: SURNAME.

Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?

Boy.: HEART.

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,

‘Send this Boy to IIM AHMEDABAD, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!’…

24 Jun, 2013 By In: Adult SMS Munna bhai SMS
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Beautiful message

Beautiful message !

Beautiful things are not always good but good things are always beautiful !
Happiness keeps You Sweet..
But being sweet brings happiness.

Very Good Morning .

20 May, 2013 By In: Good Morning SMS Quotes Sms
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Dönt be too honest

A beautiful quote by chankya..
Dönt be too honest in this world bcoz straight trees are always chosen first for cutting
Gm:-)

5 May, 2013 By In: Advice SMS Quotes Sms
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May this UGADI…

May this UGADI Light Up New Dreams, Fresh Hopes, Undiscovered Avenues, Different Perspectives, Everything Bright & Gud Health, Beautiful & Fill ur Days With Pleasant Surprises & Moments..

Happy gudi padava.

1 May, 2013 By In: Gudi Padawa SMS
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A beautiful world

“a beautiful world can only be seen through the  eyes of a happy heart…”

may you always have to see the beauty

god made specially for you.

18 May, 2012 By In: Good Wishes
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खुबसुरत सा एक पल

खुबसुरत सा एक पल किसा बन जाता है ,
जाने कब कोण जिंदगी का हिसा बन जाता है,
कुछ लोग जिंदगी  में ऐसे मिलते है ,
जिनसे कभी न टूटनेवाला रिश्ता बन जाता है|

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Khubsurt sa Ek pal kisa ban jata hai,
jane kab kon zindgi ka hisa ban jata hai,
kuch log zindgi me aise milte hai,
jinse kbhi na tutnewala rishta bn jta hai

22 Apr, 2012 By In: Relationship Sms हिंदी संदेश (Hindi SMS)
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Life is Beautiful if you live so.

Everyday is special if you think so..
Every moment is memorable if you feel so..
Everyone is unique if you see so..
Life is Beautiful if you live so.

29 Mar, 2012 By In: Best Luck SMS Good Wishes Life SMS Motivational SMS
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