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कोंबडी म्हणूनच वाढलीस पण आता तू चवळी आहेस

गोष्ट थोडी जुनी आहे … कोल्हापूर चा रांगडा धनगर गडी, रोज मटण चिकन खायची सवय. पुण्यात आल्यावर सदाशिव पेठेत जागा मिळाली . जरा सेटल झाल्यावर दगडू रोज घरी चिकन मटण बनवून खाऊ लागला. वासाचा घमघमाट पूर्ण बिल्डिंग मध्ये पसरत होता. थोड्याच दिवसात सगळे शेजारी आपापसात ताक्रार करू लागले. पण एवढ्या रांगड्या बहद्दुराच्या नादी  लागणार कोण ? शेवटी गोगटे काकांनी जबाबदारी घेतली.

दुसऱ्या दिवशी सकाळी काकांनी दगडू ची भेट घेतली. बराच वेळ इकडचं  तिकडचं बोलून शेवटी विषय निघाला, समजावल्यावर दगडू म्हणाला “पण काका मी तर लहानपणापासून हेच खात आलोय. रानावर वाढलेला मी, ती सवय अशी कशी सुटेल?” काका म्हणाले “अरे बाळ तू पूर्वी वेगळ्या संगती मध्ये होतास. आता तू अस्सल विद्वानांच्या संगतीत आहेस ! तुला कळतंय का तू किती भाग्यवान आहेस ते ?”

शब्दाने शब्द वाढत गेला … पण निष्कर्ष निघेना शेवटी काका म्हणाले “ह्यावर एकच उपाय … तू शाकाहारी बनलं  पाहिजेस “. तो म्हणाला “ते कसं शक्य आहे?” काकांनी थोडसं  पाणी हातात घेतलं, शांत पणे  डोळे मिटले, एक दीर्घ श्वास घेऊन त्यांनी नमस्कार केला आणि मग हातात पुन्हा एका तांब्या मधून थोडसं पाणी घेतलं. दगडू आश्चर्यचकित होऊन सगळं बघत होता. दगडू वर पाणी शिंपडून ते म्हणाले “तू एक धनगर म्हणून जन्माला आलास, धनगर म्हणूनच वाढलास पण आता तू एक ब्राम्हण आहे”. भारावून गेलेला दगडू काकांच्या पाया पडला. काकांनी त्याला मनापासून आशीर्वाद दिले आणि सोसायटी ची त्रासा पासून सुटका झाल्याचा निश्वास सोडला.

संध्याकाळी जोशींनी हळूच गोगटे काकांना सांगितले कि त्यांनी दगडू ला दुकानातून चिकन घेवून येताना पहिला. तावातावाने जोशी आणि गोगटे दगडू कडे आले तर खरच स्वच्छ धुतलेलं चिकन ताटात ठेवून पाठमोरा उभा असलेला दगडू त्यांना दिसला. काका काही बोलणार एवढ्यात …दगडू ने हातात पाणी घेतलं आणि ताटावर शिंपडून तो म्हणाला “तू कोंबडी म्हणून जन्माला आलीस, कोंबडी म्हणूनच वाढलीस पण आता तू चवळी आहेस ” !!!

15 Feb, 2014 By In: Long SMS Puneri patya SMS मराठी संदेश (Marathi SMS)
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In 1970 1$ = Rs. 4

In 1970 1$ = Rs. 4
Today 1$ = Rs. 60.50
Estimated 1$ by end of the year = Rs. 70
Dollar is not getting stronger but rupee is getting weaker & nobody else is responsible except us!

How can we change it?

1. A Cold Drink produced for 70-80 paisa sold at Rs. 9-10!
Stop drinking them, go to soda shops & drink lemon juice, lassi etc. instead of coke, pepsi, limca

2. Soaps
Use Soaps of cinthol,santoor,medimix, neem instead of lux,lifebuoy,rexona,liril,dove,pears,hamam,lesancy,camay,palmotive!

3. Toothpaste-
Use Neem, babool, vicco, dabur, promise instead of colgate,close up,pepsodent,cibaca

4. Toothbrush
Use prudent,ajanta,promise instead of colgate, close up, oral-b,pepsodent,forhans

5. Shaving cream-
Use godrej ,emami, vjohn
Instead of palmotive,old spice,gillete.

6. Blade-
Use supermax,topaz,laser,ashoka
Instead of seven-o-clock,365,gillete

7. Talcum powder-
Use santoor,gokul,cinthol,boroplus Instead of ponds,old spice,johnson,shower
to shower.

8. Milk powder
Use indiana,amul,amulya’ verka
Instead of anikspray,milkana, everyday milk, milkmaid

9. Shampoo-
Use Nirma, Velvette
Instead of halo, all clear,nyle sunsilk,head and shoulders, pantene

10. Mobile connections-
Use bsnl,airtel,reliance
Insteaf of vodafone, docomo

11. Food-
Eat at jay bhavani, TGB, local restaurants
Instead of macdonld, subway, pizza hut, kfc

12. Mobile
Use micromax, karbonn,virgin
Instead of samsung,apple, htc, sony, nokia

13. Bikes-
Use hero, royal enfield
Instead of honda, yamaha

14. Footwear-
Use bata, chavda
Instead of nike, reebok,adidas,converse

15. Jeans and shirts
Use spykar, k-lounge
Instead of lee,levi’s,U.s. Polo, pepe, benetton

16. Watch
Use titan, sonata ,fasttrack
Instead of tommy, Citizen,zodiac,tissot
 
Don’t use items from Hindustan Liver or Uniliver. It is a foreign company.

And we blame politicians

Now go and check the things you use and ask yourself how much do you contribute to the decreased value of RUPEE

None of the indian products are subordinate in quality, they might look a bit less fancy!!

Why is china so ahead, because the whole world uses made in china items.

We indians could atleast use made in india items!

Change comes from within! Start the change by simply changing your mobile network and spread the change by broadcasting this msg to everyone on your contact list!

I did my part,
You do yours and let’s see
by the end of this year
Does 1$ become Rs. 70
or it becomes Rs. 50.
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Plz yaro itna forword karo ki pura india padhe.
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Aur jitna ho sake isme se koi iteam pasand kare.

28 Aug, 2013 By In: Long SMS Politics SMS Wisdom SMS
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Why Congress may win yet again

Why Congress may win yet again;

By Akhilesh Dahiya Someone’s interesting take:

Read carefully again and again, and understand!
Reasons why Congress is winning for the past 65 years and why it will win in the future:
(A view Point)

Currently, on an average (over states) there are:
15% Muslims, 8% Christians, 7% Others and 70% Hindus.
That means: out of 100 people, there are 70 Hindus, 8 Christians, 15 Muslims and 7 others.

Voter registration is as follows:
90% of Muslims, 90% Christians and 60% Hindus and 90% Others.
This means: out of 100 people, 42 Hindus, 14 Muslims, 7 Christians and 6 ‘Others’ will register for vote.

Now, interesting point
Out of the registered voters having voter ID or at least having interest in selecting their representative.

Have a look at the number of turnouts:
50% Hindus will vote, 90% Muslims will vote, 90% Christians will vote and 90% others will vote.
This means: Ultimately 21 Hindus will vote, 13 Muslims will vote, 6 Christians and 5 ‘Others’ will vote during
election and these 45 (45%) people are responsible for selecting the representative and deciding the future
of our dear Great mother land (India!!!)

Now see Out of these 45 people of total population who votes for whom!
It is highly likely that out of 13 Muslims, 10 will vote for Congress,
Out of 6 Christians, 5 will vote for Congress and
Out of 5 others, 3 will vote for congress.
it means: Congress will get 18 non Hindu votes, BJP may get 1 Muslim or Christian and 1 others vote.
So what BJP has got? BJP has got 2 non Hindu votes!

Other parties, that are third front, may get 2 Muslim or Christian and 1 vote from others. That is, ‘Others’
may get 3 non Hindu votes.

VERY IMPORTANT

Coming to Hindu votes:
Out of 21 Hindus. > If 5 vote for Congress, 10 vote for BJP and 6 vote for other parties

Final result will be:
Congress 23 votes, BJP 12 votes, other parties will get 9 votes.
This has been the trend since 1990, therefore, Congress do not bother for Hindu votes!!!!

Congress loses in States where the Muslims do not vote for them.
If Congress scares minority from majority, which is easy in the name of burka “secularism”,
their 90% work is done……..
and they have been doing so religiously………

It is highly likely that the trend will continue and may vary by few percent
and the Congress will remain in Power, as minority population increases, for
the next 100 years..

So what is the Mantra to thrash congress and defeat Islamic Terrorism?
1. Register yourself for Voter ID;
2. Get the Voter ID as soon as possible;
3. Do not go for picnic and picture during Election Day;
4. Vote for nationalist and patriotic leader like Narendra Modi on Election Day;
5. Islamic terrorism is growing rapidly and soon enter into India with a bang!

if we will celebrate the picnic and go for picture on election day, our children will not be alive to celebrate all these nice moments!

Our dear mother land is calling us, vote this time, and save it from Jihad!

Share it with as many people as you can!

19 Aug, 2013 By In: Long SMS Politics SMS
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HR-HIGH RISK

Am Looking out for a New Job !!!!

After 2 years of selfless service, I realized that I had not been promoted, no salary increment, no commendation.
So I decided to walk up to my HR Manager. The manager looked at me, smiled and asked me to sit down saying: “My friend you have not worked here for even a single day.”

I was shocked to hear this !!!, but the manager went on to explain, and here’s the conversation that took place.

Manager: How many days are there in a year?

Me: 365 days and sometimes 366.

Manager: How many hours make up a day?

Me: 24 Hours.

Manager: How long do u work in a day?

Me: 10am to 6pm
(i.e 8 hours a day.)

Manager: So, what fraction of the day do u work in hours?

Me: 8/24
i.e 1/3 (one third).

Manager: This is nice of u! what is 1/3rd of 366 days?

Me: 122
(1/3 x 366=122 days)

Manager: Do u come to work on weekends?

Me: No sir.

Manager: How many days are there in a year that are weekends?

Me: 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days.

Manager: Thanks for that. If u remove 104 days from 122 days. how many days
do u now have?

Me: 18 days.

Manager: I do give u 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that 14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do u have remaining?

Me: 4 days.

Manager: Do u work on Republic Day?

Me: No sir!

Manager: Do u come to work on Independance Day?

Me: No sir!

Manager: So how many days r left?

Me: 2 days Sir!

Manager: Do u come to work on New Years Day?

Me: No sir!

Manager: So how many days r left?

Me: 1 day sir!

Manager: Do u work on Diwali ?

Me: No Sir!

Manager: So how many days are left?

Me: None Sir!

Manager: So what r u claiming?

Me: I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing company
money all these days.

Moral – NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!
(HR-HIGH RISK.)
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So, How many days do you work ?

1 Aug, 2013 By In: Funny SMS Long SMS
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MAA. MAA. MAA

*MAA. MAA. MAA
Ek Aisi Hasti Hai*
 
*SAMANDAR NE KAHA*

                MAA
        Ek Aisi Hasti Hain
Jo Aulad Ke Lakho Raaz.    
       Apne Seene Mein.           
      Chhupa Leti Hain.
_________________________

        *DOA NE KAHAN*

                MAA
      Wo Shaksiyat Hain
            Jo Har Waqt
       Aulad Ke Liye Doa
    Mangti Rehti Hain
_________________________

   *JANNAT NE KAHAN*

                MAA
          Wo Hasti Hain
        Jo Main Bhi Uske
    Qadmon Tale Hoon
_________________________

       *GHAR NE KAHAN*

                  MAA
            Wo Hasti Hain
        Jiske Bagair Main.     
        Kabristaan Hoon
_________________________

*KHUSHBU NE KAHAN*

               MAA
        Wo Hasti Hain
       Jiske Khushbu
         Se Sara Jahan
Mahek Uthta Hain
_________________________

*Allah Tala Ne Farmaya*

              MAA
    Wo Shaksiyat Hain
      Jo Meri Taraf Se
    Nayab Tohfa Hain                                                    
_________________________

    VALUE & RESPECT UR
            M O T H E R
      A.   L.   W.   A.   Y.   S
MAA tab bhi roti thi, jab beta pet me laat maarta tha.
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MAA tab bhi roti thi, jab beta gir jaata tha.
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MAA tab bhi roti thi, jab beta bukhaar ya sardi me  tadapta tha.
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MAA tab bhi roti thi, jab beta khaana nahi khaata tha..
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Aur,
.
“MAA aaj bhi roti hai, Jab beta KHAANA nahi deta  !”
dosto
Isko itna forwd karo k koi MAA kabhi bhuki na soye. Aur uske aankh se ek QATRA paani naa aaye..If you love your mom then forward this.
I LOVE MY MOM.
Wo bhi kya din the ‘MUMMY’ ki godh aur ‘PAPA’ ke kandhe..

Na paise ki soch
Na life k funde..

Na kal ki chinta
Na future k sapne..

Ab kal ki hai fikar aur adhure hai sapne..
Mud kar dekha toh bahut door hai apne..

Manzilo ko dhundte kaha kho gaye hum,
Aakhir, itne bade kyun ho gaye hum..!!
Din bhar kaam ke
baad PAPA
puchhte hai ki…
…Kitna kamaya..?
Wife puchhegi..
…kitna bachaya..?
Beta puchhega…
…kya laya…?Lekin
Maa hi puchhegi
Beta kuch khaya..?
Agar internet free ho
to iss msg ko itna
felao Jitna aap
apni Maa se pyar
Karte ho..ek Msg
Maa k Nam..
LOVE U MAA and PAA.

23 Jul, 2013 By In: Father's Day SMS Long SMS Mother's Day SMS
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Look at the month of july

Look at the month of july,,,you have never seen this.Thìs year july has 5 mondays 5 tuesdays and 5 wednesdays. This apparently happens once in every 823 years. This is called money bags. So send this to any 6 friends and money will arrive in 5 days. Based on chinese mythology the one who does not pass this on will have money troubles for the rest of the year..
Do you agree that we have 26 alphabets in English, as given below

A = 1 ; B = 2 ; C = 3 ; D = 4 ;
E = 5 ; F = 6 ; G = 7 ; H = 8 ;
I = 9 ; J = 10 ; K = 11 ; L = 12 ;
M = 13 ; N = 14 ; O = 15 ; P = 16 ;
Q = 17 ; R = 18 ; S = 19 ; T = 20 ;
U = 21 ; V = 22 ; W = 23 ; X =24 ;
Y = 25 ; Z = 26.

With each alphabet getting a number, in chronological order, as above, study the following, and bring down the total to a single digit and see the result yourself

Hindu –
S  h  r  e  e   K  r  i  s  h  n  a
19+8+18+5+5+11+18+9+19+8+14+1=135=9

Muslim
M  o  h  a  m  m  e  d
13+15+8+1+13+13+5+4=72=9

Jain
M a  h a v  i  r
13+1+8+1+22+9+18=72=9

Sikh
G  u  r  u   N  a  n  a  k
7+21+18+21+14+1+14+1+11 =108 =9

Parsi
Z  a  r  a  t  h  u  s  t  r a
26+1+18+1+20+8+21+19+20+18+1=153=9

Buddhist
G  a   u  t  a  m
7+1+21+20+1+13=63=9

Christian
E  s   a  M  e  s  s  i   a  h
5+19+1+13+5+19+19+9+1+8=99=18=9 

Each one ends with number  9   

THAT IS NATURE’S CREATION TO SHOW THAT GOD IS ONE !!!

18 Jul, 2013 By In: Long SMS Mix Sms
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Too good…. Worth Reading….

Too good…. Worth Reading….

Pyaar Ka Punchnama Returns (In Office)…

Problem, problem ye hai ki wo manager hai aur main resource,
Problem ye hai ki main chahta hu ki meri life mein koi problem hi na ho, lekin agar meri life mein koi problem na ho to ye uski life sabse badi problem hai.
Bull shit he is worried yaar, usse to celebrate karna chahiye, because it happens exactly what he wants.
Kasam se yaar in 6 mahine mein I had it all, sab dekh liya maine, abe kaunsa job kaisa project kahe ka increament, Job ka matlab hi hota hai End of your own happiness. Iske baad all you worried is about deployment, late night work, increament,client calls, Shaam ka dhalta suraj jo pehle hum bhi kabhi dekhte the.
In managers ko na koi khush nahi rakh sakta.
A happy manager is a myth.
Sab saala na baahar lage bade bade hoardings ka dosh hai, 4 years ki engineering, Badi si degree and then job, kahani khatam, Uske baad ki kahani koi nahi batata, Iske baad ki kahani main batata hu, Iske baad banda do ghante late aaya to problem, Late night ruka to problem.
Saala demands and expectation khatam nahi hoti inki, ek to jo high priorty task hota hai wo nahi batayenge, 2 week dimaag chaatenge document banao document banao, aur fir jab document banakee do to do sadi si line ka mail likhenge: we’ll discuss in call, aur fir agle do hafte dimaag khayenge Document doucment. Saala kaam kar raha hu beech mein mail aa jata hai: “Look into this also”, Mail ka reply deta hu sir abhi busy hu baad mein dekh lunga, then again mail: do the same first, 1 baar isko dekh lo, 1 baar dekh bhi lunga to tujhe kya mil jayega mere baap, theek se to kar paunga nahi.
Sabse zyada dimaag ki dahi to in bina resource wale project ne ki hai, gale ka patta hai saala, Naye, purane, band hone wale saare projects, resource wo hi 2, are kaam zyada aa jaane se ghante thodi na bad jaate hain 1 din mein.
Fir iska jawaab in managers ko bhi do, i think you are not interested in project, Why did I choose you in this project?
Arre mujhe kya pata ki why you chose me?
Abe jab samajh mein nahi aa raha to phir release kyun nahi kar dete?
Saala pata nahi kaam kya karte hain ye manager? Do mail reply mat kar, immediately extension par call aayega.
Ab pata chala ye engineers ki aisi haalat kyun hoti hai, Aur ye administrative job wale bande itne happy kyun hote hain, because they don’t have a managers to screw that happiness. Saala kaam kar raha hu koi Pool to khel nahi raha phir bhi seat par aa aakar, poocchenge: What are you doing?
Iske baad jaane se pehle inhe apna DSR (Daily Status Report) bhejo tab ghar jao, Kuch karne se pehle 50 baar inse poocho,aur agar kabhi thoda rest mil bhi jaaye to again same question what are you doing?
Arre kuch nahi kar raha mere baap ye soch raha hu tujhe yaahan se kaise bhagaun?
Main tujhe bata raha hu you should never discuss anything with your manager because every discussion with a manager is an argument, Aur bhai argument mein inse koi nahi jeet sakta, because we are busy unke paas to koi kaam hai nahi aur senior persons hai, to argument mein wo kaise haar maan le.
Wo saala pura back up delete maar de to koi dikkat nahi, Lekin tum galti se 1 table delete kar do to aasman toot jayega..!

18 Jul, 2013 By In: Jokes SMS Long SMS
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U will be surprised when you find your role model

U will be surprised when you find your role model

No cheating….
Even I didn’t believe at first;
But was pleasantly surprised in the end!

Simple maths…then scroll down and check. No peeking.

Step :1. Pick up your favorite number between 1 & 9.

2. Multiply it by 3.

3. Add 3 to that.

4. Again multiply by 3.

5. U will get a 2 or 3 digit number.

6. Add those digits together.

Now scroll down….To The number u got in the end…

See, who is ur role model.!!!

1. Ronaldo
2. Beckham
3. Mahatma Gandhi
4. Narendra Modi
5. Sachin Tendulkar
6. Salman Khan
7. Amitabh Bachhan
8. Shah Ruk Khan
9. Shakti Kapoor
10. Raj Thackray

Gr8 Na. . .!!!

Now stop picking different numbers.

It is now  mathematically proven that you follow  shakti kapoor        !

14 Jun, 2013 By In: Long SMS Puzzle SMS
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Sabse bada kaun?

Ek sharabi full set ho k ghar ja raha tha.

Raaste me mandir k bahar pujari dikha, sharabi ne pujari se pucha, “Sabse bada kaun?”

Us se peechha Chhudane k liye pujari ne kaha ye mandir bada.

Sharabi : Mandir bada to dharti pe kaise khada?

Pujari : Achchha to dharti badi.

Sharabi : Dharti badi to sheshnaag pe kyo khadi?

Pujari : To sheshnaag bada.

Sharabi : Sheshnaag bada to shiv k gale me kyo pada?

Pujari : To shiv bada.

Sharabi : Shiv bada to parvat pe kyo khada?

Pujari : Tab to parvat bada.

Sharabi : Parvat bada to hanuman ki ungli pe kyu pada?

Pujari : Aarre mere baap hanuman bada.

Sharabi : Hanuman bada to Ram k charno me kyo pada?

Pujari sar peet k bola : Ram bada.

Sharabi : Ram bada to sita k piche kyo pada?

Pujari : Arre mere baap to tu hi bata kaun bada?

Sharabi : Is duniya me vo bada jo puri baatli pike aapni tango par khada.

Cheers………….…..………

7 Jun, 2013 By In: Jokes SMS Long SMS
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1 ladki  apne boyfriend se park mei roz milne jati.

1 ladki  apne boyfriend se park mei roz milne jati.
Wo  roz time par pohchti, lekin ladka hamsha late ata.
lekn ladki kabhi us se naraz nai hoti 1 din ladki park mei nahi pohnchi,
ladka gusse uske ghar gya.
Waha pata chala k ladki ko blood cancer hai,
sirf 6 din jiye gi.
Ladka rote huye ghar aya or sucied karney buildng k 100ve floor pr gya or ladki k liye 1 lettr choda..
Us me likha tha “tum mera humesha w8 karti thi or me roz late ata tha lekin aj me jaldi pohunch raha hu or tumhara w8 krunga..”
thik usi wakt chota bheem waha se ja rha tha
kya chota bheem usey bacha payga?
janne k liye
Dekhye chota bheem monday 9pm sirf POGO par…:D =D.
I know u want to kill me for this message….

but wht to do yaar
Message pack ki vajah se sms free hai na…
to logo ko kuch bhi bhejo…
bade interest se padhte rehte hai..

1 Jun, 2013 By In: Center Shock SMS Long SMS
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Todays Good Jokes….

Todays Good Jokes….
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1.
मांग भरने की सजा कुछ इस कदर पा रहा हूँ
की मांग पूरी करते-करते, अब मांग-मांग के खा रहा हूँ…!!!
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2.
पापा: बेटी, बड़ी हो के क्या करोगी?
बेटी: शादी…
पापा: गलत बात है… अभी से किसी का बुरा नहीं सोचते…!
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3.
पति ने पान खरीद के पत्नी को खाने के लिए दिया.
पत्नी: अरे… आप ने तो अपने लिए लिया ही नहीं..!
पति: में तो ऐसे ही खामोश रह सकता हूँ…!
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4.
बीवी क्या होती है?
बीवी भगवन के प्रसाद जैसे होती है,
जिसमे चाहते हुए भी कोई नुक्स नहीं निकाल सकते;
श्रद्धा और मज़बूरी के साथ चुपचाप खाए जाओ…!
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5.
पत्नी: मैंने सुना है की स्वर्ग में पुरुषो को अप्सराए
मिलती है.. औरतो को क्या मिलता है?
पति: कुछ नहीं; उपरवाला सिर्फ
दुखी लोगो की ही सुनता है..!
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6.
पत्नी: मैंने सुना है की स्वर्ग में पति-पत्नी को साथ में रहेने
नहीं देते…
पति: पगली, तभी तो उसे स्वर्ग कहेते है.!
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7.
मतदान करने के लिए उम्र 18 साल, और शादी के लिए 21
साल… ऐसा क्यू?
क्यू की, सरकार जानती है, की
बीवी संभालना, वो मुल्क सँभालने ज्यादा मुश्किल है…!
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8.
FRIEND is- Asian Paints = जो दुनिया बदल दे…
GIRLFRIEND is- Everest Masala = जो टेस्ट में
बेस्ट…
WIFE is– Mosquito Coil = जो कोने-कोने से ढूंढ के
मारे !
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9.
ज़िन्दगी के शुरुआत “S” से होती है:
S से सूरज, सुबह, शाम, समय,….
उसके बाद: S से सगाई, शादी, फिर सांस, ससुर, साला,
साली,
और फिर सत्यiनाश…!
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10.
पति: डार्लिंग, तुम खूबसूरत होती जा रही हो…
पत्नी (खुश हो कर, रसोईघर में से): तुमने कैसे जाना?
पति: तुम्हे देख कर रोटियां भी जलने लगी है…!
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11.
किसी को उसके फटेहुए जूते, मैले कपडे, पुरानी घडी,
उतरा हुआ मुंह,…. इत्यादि चीजो से उसे गरीब ना मानो….
हो सकता है, की वो आदमी शादीशुदा हो.
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(Moral: जियो, और पति को जीने दो.)

1 Jun, 2013 By In: Husband-wife sms Long SMS
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A Boy & a Girl were in love

A Boy & a Girl were in love……

When the girl’s father came to know
about their love,
he did not like it at all,
& so began to protest about it…..

Now it happened that
the two lovers
decided to leave their homes for a happy
future…..

The girl’s father started searching for  the two lovers but could not find
them ……

At last,
he accepted their love &
asked them to come back home through a  local newspaper…….

Her father said,
“If  you both come back,
I will allow you to marry the  guy you love,
I accept that you loved
each other truly.”

So in this way,
their love won & they
returned home…..

The couple next day
went to town  to shop
for the wedding dress…..

He was dressed  in a
white shirt that day…

While he was  crossing the road to the other side to
get some drinks for his wife,,,,

a car came & hit him & he died on the spot….

The girl was devastated
& lost her senses….

It was only after sometime that she recovered from her shock…..

The funeral & cremation was the very  next day because he had died horribly…..

Two nights later ,;;;

The girl’s Mother  had
a dream….
in which she saw
an old Lady ….

The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood
stains of the Guy from her daughter’s  dress
as soon as possible….

But her mother ignored the dream…..

The next night  her father had the same
dream ,
he also ignored it….

Then the  girl had the same dream the next night…

she woke up in fear & told her mother .about the dream….

Her mother asked her
to wash the clothes with the blood  stains immediately…..

She washed the stains
but some remained…..

Next night,,,,

she again had the same
dream..

She again washed the stains,,,,

but some  still remained….

Again the next  night….

she had the same dream & this  time the old lady gave her a last  warning
to wash the blood stain,
or  else something terrible would happen…..

This time the girl tried her best to  wash the stains,,,,

& the clothes  nearly tore, but some stains still remained….

She was very tired…..

In the late evening
the same day
while  she was alone at home,

someone knocked  on the door..

When she opened the door….

she saw the same old lady of her dream
standing at her door….

She got very  scared & fainted….

The old lady woke her up…

& gave her  a yellow object, which shocked the girl…..

She asked,
“What is this…?”

The old  lady replied…

..

.. .

..

..

..

..

“This is……..
Nirma…..

Washing Powder Nirma”

“Washing powder Nirma…..
Washing powder Nirma
Doodh si safedi….
Nirma se aaye,

Rangeen kapde bhi
khil khil jaye,

sabki pasand Nirmaaaa..
Washing powder Nirma.
Washing powder Nirma.

Nirma.a.a”

30 ka 1,

2 packet pe ek 1 free …..
I know how you are feeling now  …
I have been through this too…..

I’m also hunting for the idiot who sent this to me….
But….keep smiling  !!!!!!
and Keep Forwarding….

23 May, 2013 By In: Center Shock SMS Long SMS
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