Exam SMS

Side Effect Of Studying 2 Much:

Side Effect Of Studying 2 Much:

A Guy Went To A Resturant, He Wanted To See The Menu But

He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;

He Asked Waiter,

“Syllabus Lana Zra”;-)

29 Oct, 2013 By In: Engineer SMS Exam SMS
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IAS exam question :

IAS exam question :

Radheshyam works in a mithai shop.
The shop address is :-
78, Pahad Gunj, Old Delhi.
He is very fat.
His height is 5ft 1 inch only.
His waist is 42 inches.
He wears shoes size 7.

What does he weigh?……

Answer if you are smart…..

27 Sep, 2013 By In: Exam SMS Puzzle SMS
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Career Song – The 8 stages

Career Song – The 8 stages

1. when in college : Hum honge kaamiyaab, Hum honge kaam iyaab ek din…..

2. when giving interview to Multi National Company: Tu hi re.. Too hi re ….tere binaaa main kaise jiyunn….

3. waiting for interview result: Intehaa ho gai Intzaarki.. aayinaaa kuch khabar mere yaarki …

4. just joined: Too cheez badi hai mast mast…..

5. after some time: Ye kahaan aa gaye hum??

6. After some more time: Naa koyi umang hai, naa koyi tarang hai, meri jindagi ek kati Pathang hai

7. floating the resume: kabootar ja ja…paheli pyar ki pahli chitti

8.finally when u don’t get better offer any longer: JEENA YAHA MARNA YAHA ISKE SIWA JANA KAHA…

27 Sep, 2013 By In: Engineer SMS Exam SMS
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Height of attempting unknown qns in an exam…

Height of attempting unknown qns in an exam…

Que.: What is an Array..?

Student: ARRAY is the word used to call a friend. Eg. “ARRAY matya ekde ye….”

18 Jul, 2013 By In: Exam SMS Jokes SMS
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University का topper समझो

जो मिल गया उसे मुक्कदर समझो,
खुद को वक़्त का सिकंदर समझो,
क्यों डर ते हो result से,
result आने तक खुद को University का topper समझो।

3 Jun, 2013 By In: Exam SMS हिंदी संदेश (Hindi SMS)
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Dr.(to engineering studnt)

Dr.(to engineering student): tumchi 1kidney fail zali aahe…
Studnt aadhi khup-khup radla;
mag dole pusat bolala:-
‘RECHECKING’ madhye nighel ka?

25 May, 2013 By In: Exam SMS Funny SMS
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I thought 3hrs of exams

I thought 3hrs of exams were too less to spend writing .. But trusg me when you are supervising .. Its like 300years !!

And its just been 15 mins after the paper started

13 May, 2013 By In: Exam SMS Funny SMS
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It’s unfair

University appoint squad 2 arrest unfair means in exam & punish.

But no squad 2 check as actual learning is going on in classroom.

It’s unfair

5 May, 2013 By In: Exam SMS Funny Questions SMS
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Active & Lazy Person

The most Active-Person in the world ‘One who invented ALARM’
&
The most Lazy-Person in the world “One who invented snooze in ALARM”!!

22 Apr, 2012 By In: Exam SMS
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Situational Message

SITUATIONAL MSG-
“Every 1 wants 2 go 2 heaven but no 1 wants 2 die…”
In our language it means..
Saala sab ko top karna hai,
par padhna kisiko nahi!

28 Mar, 2012 By In: Exam SMS Funny SMS
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