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bachpan me ham waha sona pasand karte the

True lines
bachpan me ham waha sona pasand karte the jaha se chand tare dikhe. . .

Aur aaj waha jaha charger ki pin lag sake. . !

:-):-);-);-)

19 Feb, 2014 By In: Cool SMS Funny SMS Life SMS
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चहा … कॉफी …

चहा … कॉफी …

चहा म्हणजे उत्साह
कॉफी म्हणजे स्टाईल

चहा म्हणजे मैत्री
कॉफी म्हणजे प्रेम

चहा एकदम झटपट
कॉफी अक्षरशः निवांत

चहा म्हणजे झकास
कॉफी म्हणजे वाह मस्त

चहा म्हणजे कथासंग्रह
कॉफी म्हणजे कादंबरी

चहा नेहमी मंद दुपार नंतर
कॉफी एका धुंद संध्याकाळी

चहा चिंब भिजल्यावर
काॅफी ढग दाटुन आल्यावर

चहा = discussion
काॅफी = conversation

चहा = living room
काॅफी = waiting room

चहा म्हणजे उस्फूर्तता
काॅफी म्हणजे उत्कटता

चहा = धडपडीचे दिवस
काॅफी = धडधडीचे दिवस!

चहा वर्तमानात दमल्यावर
काॅफी भूतकाळात रमल्यावर

चहा पिताना भविष्य रंगवायचे
काॅफी पिताना स्वप्न रंगवायची

20 Jan, 2014 By In: Cool SMS Insult SMS Life SMS
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Four facts jo khatam hone pe

Four facts jo khatam hone pe bahut takleef deti hai…
1-Dosti..
2-Paisa
3-Pyaar
Aur
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4-Ravivaar….
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Last vala to rula hi deta hai

20 Jan, 2014 By In: Cool SMS Life SMS
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चहा … कॉफी …

चहा … कॉफी …

चहा म्हणजे उत्साह
कॉफी म्हणजे स्टाईल

चहा म्हणजे मैत्री
कॉफी म्हणजे प्रेम

चहा एकदम झटपट
कॉफी अक्षरशः निवांत

चहा म्हणजे झकास
कॉफी म्हणजे वाह मस्त

चहा म्हणजे कथासंग्रह
कॉफी म्हणजे कादंबरी

चहा नेहमी मंद दुपार नंतर
कॉफी एका धुंद संध्याकाळी

चहा चिंब भिजल्यावर
काॅफी ढग दाटुन आल्यावर

चहा = discussion
काॅफी = conversation

चहा = living room
काॅफी = waiting room

चहा म्हणजे उस्फूर्तता
काॅफी म्हणजे उत्कटता

चहा = धडपडीचे दिवस
काॅफी = धडधडीचे दिवस!

चहा वर्तमानात दमल्यावर
काॅफी भूतकाळात रमल्यावर

चहा पिताना भविष्य रंगवायचे
काॅफी पिताना स्वप्न रंगवायची

20 Jan, 2014 By In: Cool SMS Insult SMS Life SMS
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Peene ki Capacity

Peene ki Capacity, Jeene ki Strength, Account ka Balance… aur Naam ka Khauff…     kabhi bhi kam nahi hona chahiye…!

28 Aug, 2013 By In: Cool SMS
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Woh majaa!

Woh majaa!
Na red label mein,
Na Taj mein,
Na puri duniya ke raaj mein,
Na sur me,
Na saaz me,
Na Khazane me,

Jo Majaa hai subah uthkar,
Fir se so jaane mei!!

23 Aug, 2013 By In: Cool SMS Good Morning SMS
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Peene ki Capacity

Peene ki Capacity, Jeene ki Strength, Account ka Balance… aur Naam ka Khauff…     kabhi bhi kam nahi hona chahiye…

18 Aug, 2013 By In: Cool SMS
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Har insaan …..

Har insaan itna bhi kharab  nahi hota,
jitna woh AAdhaar card mein dikta hai….
…..
…..
Aur itna bhi aacha nahi hota jitna woh Facebook pe dikhta hai..

31 Jul, 2013 By In: Cool SMS Decent SMS
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Who said car names don’t ….

Who said car names don’t have meaning

 FIAT: Failure in  Italian Automotive Technology.

 FORD: For Only Rough Drivers.

 HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing’s Drivable And Inexpensive….

VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.

PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything.

OPEL: Old People Enjoying Life

TOYOTA: The One You Only Trust, Always.

HONDA: Hanged Over, Now Driving Away.

BMW: Big Money Waste

AUDI : An unwanted debt invitation

And d best..

MARUTI:.
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Made According to Roads & Users Typically Indian.

23 Jul, 2013 By In: Cool SMS
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Three most innocent faces in d world…

Three most innocent faces in d world…

1-“A sleeping baby.”
2-“Udhar mangane wala aadmi”
3-“Hamare parents ke samne baitha hua apna Dost.”

20 Jul, 2013 By In: Cool SMS
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Maharashtra State Electric Board

Wikipedia: I knw evrythng
Google: I hav evrythng
Facebook : I knw evrybody
Internet : without me u r nobody

Maharashtra State Electric Board(MSEB) : kunala masti ali re, Light band karu ka ?

5 Jul, 2013 By In: Cool SMS
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YOU ARE IN MUMBAI AND THEY AREMUMBAIKAR.

If a 100 rupee note to hawaldar can save you
from any traffic rule,
YOU ARE IN MUMBAI AND THEY ARE
MUMBAIKARS.
If a wadapavwala makes more money than An
Engineer,
YOU ARE IN MUMBAI AND THEY ARE
MUMBAIKAR.
If you see BMC cleaning up every morning and
in the evening its all the same,
YOU ARE IN MUMBAI AND THEY ARE
MUMBAIKARS.
If you see your Society Watchman always
tracking your no. of girlfriends going in and still
not sayn a word,
YOU ARE IN MUMBAI AND THEY ARE
MUMBAIKAR.
If high class people also dont leave the panipuri
stall without asking for Sukhapuri,
YOU ARE IN MUMBAI AND THEY ARE
MUMBAIKARS.
If the rikshawwala’s and Panwala’s are more
accurate than Google Maps,
YOU ARE IN MUMBAI AND THEY ARE
MUMBAIKARS.
If a chaiwala at marine drive explains his
struggle at 2’o clock in the morning.
YOU ARE IN MUMBAI AND HE IS MUMBAIKAR.
If Bike Riders shout at you fOR not locking your
car doors properly,
YOU ARE IN MUMBAI AND THEY ARE
MUMBAIKARS.
Marathi’s abuse Biharis and Biharis abuse
marathis and still if they live together,
YOU ARE IN MUMBAI AND THEY ARE
MUMBAIKARS
If a girl can move around alone at late nights
saftely, its because
YOU ARE IN MUMBAI AND THEY ARE
MUMBAIKARS.
In a breathtaking crowd of locals, if an poor old
lady always gets a Hand to cross the bridge,
YOU ARE IN MUMBAI AND THEY ARE
MUMBAIKARS.
When some idiots blame Mumbai,at the same
time if you find people sayn “AAmchi Mumbai”
is the Best Place to live.
YOU ARE IN MUMBAI AND THEY ARE
MUMBAIKARS.
Last one for the people ouside Mumbai,
If you find anyone taking Care of you without
any Reason, its not that they are idle
Its because,
YOU ARE IN MUMBAI AND wE ARE
MUMBAIKARS

27 Jun, 2013 By In: Cool SMS
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