Kiss SMS

Doctor mere lips pe infection ho gaya hai.. . .

Girl: Doctor mere lips pe infection ho gaya hai..
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Doctor: KISS kitni baar karti ho..?
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Girl: Saal mein 1 baar..
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Doctor: Infection nahi “ZANG” lag gayi hai..

24 Nov, 2013 By In: Jokes SMS Kiss SMS Naughty SMS
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A Funny Case Of Kiss

A Funny Case Of Kiss And A Slap – must read it

A Project Manager, His team member, An Old Woman And Her Young Daughter Are Traveling In A Train And During The Course Of Time Get Themselves Introduced To Each Other And Become Temporary Friends…

The Train Goes Through A Tunnel And It Gets Completely Dark…

Suddenly There Is A Kissing Sound And Then A Slap !!!
The Train Comes Out Of The Tunnel…

The Women And The Assistant Are Sitting There Looking Perplexed…

The Manager Is Bending Over Holding His Face, Which Is Red From An Apparent Slap.
All Of Them Remain Diplomatic And Nobody Says Anything…

The Old Woman Is Thinking :
These Managers Are All Crazy After Girls. He Must Have Kissed My Daughter In The Tunnel. Very Proper That She Slapped Him…

The Young Girl Is Thinking :
The Manager Must Have Tried To Kiss Me But Kissed My Mother Instead And Got Slapped…

The Manager Is Thinking :
Damn It… My junior Must Have Kissed The Young Girl. She Might Have Thought Was Me And Slapped Me…

Now Guess What The Assistant Is Thinking…

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Now Hold Your Breath And Read What The Assistant Is Thinking…

If This Train Goes Through Another Tunnel I Will Make Another Kissing Sound And Slap My Manager Again…
The Idiot  Keeps Harassing Me In The Office…!!X_X =D

12 Nov, 2013 By In: Funny SMS Kiss SMS
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Kis Liye?

Master–Kal School Kyon Nhi Aye.?
Boy–GirlFriend Se Milne Gya Tha.
Master–Kis Liye?
Boy–Yes Sir.
Master–Mene Puchha Kis Liye.?
Boy–Liye Sir Bahut liye

5 Sep, 2013 By In: Jokes SMS Kiss SMS
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Kissing a Girl

Kissing a Girl on her Fore head is
Respect,
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Kissing a Girl on her cheek is
Care,
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Kissing a Girl on her Eyes is care
&Love,
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Kissing a Girl on her Lips is love,
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but kissing a girl in front of her
Boyfriend ???
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HUD HUD DABANGG DABANGG
DABANGG …..

28 Aug, 2013 By In: Funny love sms Kiss SMS
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