Ek-kiss k baad kya hota hai?
Kya hota he bola na ?
Ek-kiss (21) k baad
Baa-iss (22) hota hai,
Padhai par dhyan do
romance par nahi.
Ab Valentine day khatam ho chuka hai!22 Feb, 2014 By SMS Hippo In: Flirt SMS Funny Questions SMS Valentines Day SMS
Nice one… Must read One morning at a doctor’s clinic a patient arrives complaining of serious back pain.
The doctor examines him and asks him:
“Tell me what happened to your back…?”
The patient replies: “Sir, I work for a local night club. This morning I went to my apartment early and heard some noise in my bed room.
On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open.
I rushed out of the balcony door and did not find anyone.
As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself.
I was very angry. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him.
It was very heavy…
That is how I strained my back.!”
Later that day, a second patient arrives as if he has been in a car wreck.
The doctor said: “My previous patient looked bad..
But you look terrible..
What the hell happened to you ?”
He replied: “You know I have been unemployed for a while now.
Today was the first day at my new job…
I forgot to set my alarm and I was late…
I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time.
And you won’t believe it but I was hit by a fridge.
I don’t know how and where from this fridge fall on me…!!!”
Before closing hours, the third patient comes. He looks like he was punished in hell.
The doctor is shocked.
He asks: “What the hell happened to you..??”
The patient replies:
“Well, It started like this, I was in a fridge……….”
A Young man saved his girlfriend’s phone number on his mobile as “LOW BATTERY”.
Whenever she calls him in his absence, his wife takes the phone and plugs it to the charger.
The guy deserves a Nobel prize for Innovation and Peace..8 Jun, 2013 By SMS Hippo In: Bewafa Sms Flirt SMS
Phulancha Sugandh chorla jaat nahi.
lapwali jat nahi
Aplya barobar kiti pan bhari item asli tari…
Dusryachi baghitlya shivay angatli masti jaat nahi..!!!6 Jun, 2013 By SMS Hippo In: Flirt SMS
Ldki ki nazro me nazakt hoti he
Uske inkar me b ijazt hoti he
Hmesha piche pad jao jb tk ha n bole
Qki derSe ha krna ladkiyo ki aadat hoti he.22 May, 2013 By SMS Hippo In: Flirt SMS Love SMS हिंदी संदेश (Hindi SMS)
Practical Quote:When someone is flirting with you..
Zindgi Me Kabi Tension Mat Lena
Bindas Hoke I LOVE U Kehana
Agar Rose Ke Badale Sandal Mile to Kehana
“Pyari Behna Sada Khus Rehna“
choose any number
Is new year mai aap ko sub se jyada koun chahta hai..
Its interesting……… Reply Fast
Kisi ko Chahne ki 8 Nishaniya:-
1) Aap unke sms bar bar padte ho..
2) Aap unke samne aane se hichkichate ho. .
3) Jab aap unke bare me sochte ho to apka dil aur tej dhadkta he. .
4) Aap muskurate ho jab aap unki awaz sunte ho. .
6) Aap unke liye kuch b kar sakte ho. . .
7) Ye sms padte waqt aap k dimag me unka hi khyal he. .
8) Or aap unko sochne me itna gum ho gaye the k aap ko ye bhi nhi pata chla ki point no. 5) missing h. Ye Hoti h “Mahobbat” Kya kare
Jo aapko sabse acha lagta hai uskke nam ka last alphabet likh kar bhejo..
Then i will tell you,uski feelings apke liye kya hain.??