Sardar to TC: Mujhe Subah 4 Baje Ludhiana Me Uthha Dena Agar Main Na Jaagu to Zabardasti Utaar Dena..
Subah 8 Baje Sardar Jaga to Ludhiana Nikal Gaya Tha aur Gaadi Amritsar Pahonch Rahi Thi..Sardar TC Ko Khub Gaaliyaa Dene Laga..
Logo Ne TC Se Kaha: Wo Apko Itni Gaaliyaa De Raha Hai aur Aap Chup-Chap Sun Rahe Ho..?
TC: Wahe Guru Ki Kasam Main Ye Soch Raha Hoon Ki Subah 4 Baje Jis Sardar Ko Zabardasti Utaar Diya Tha Wo Kitni Gaaliyaa De Raha Hoga..
Ekdum naya wala he….25 Mar, 2014 By SMS Hippo In: Sardar SMS
This one is mind boggling…
2 sikh soldiers capture a pakistani,
gave him a dice & said:
If u get 1,2,3,4,5, We’ll kill u..
Aur agar 6 aya to?
Kabhi ‘LUDO’ nahi khela kya?
Phir se chance milega..
Story by an IT guy
I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.
I thought that I wld do sumthing crazy
So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who’s a sardar) asked me what I was
doing. I told him that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was ‘Crazy’ and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, ‘What in the name of good GOD are you doing?’
I told him I was a light bulb. He said, ‘You are clearly stressed out.’ Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.’
I jumped down and walked out of the office….
When my co-worker (the sardar) followed me, the Boss asked him, ‘And where do you think you’re going?!
(You’re gonna love this….)
He said, ‘I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark !!23 Feb, 2014 By SMS Hippo In: Jokes SMS Sardar SMS
Sardar was Reading Financial Times…
Headlines: “Facebook Buys Whatsapp for $19 billion.”
Sardar – “O Teri!! Kharida Kyun, Download Kar Leta”
JOKE OF THE DAY
Foreigner meets Sardar and greets,
” How Do U do ? ”
Sardar – “Its very personal.! I cannot tell you!!”
A Sardar was caught by police for killing 20 people in rash driving…
Police: How did u kill 20 people..?
Sardar: Me gaadi tez chala raha tha par jab mene brake lagaya, to pata chala ke brake fail ho gaya hai..
fir me saamne dekha to 2 aadmi ja rahe the & dusri taraf 1 barat ja rahi thi..Ab tum batao me gaadi kidhr modta..?
Police: Ofcourse, jis taraf 2 admi the..nuksaan kam hota..
Sardar: Exactly…mene bhi yhi socha tha par wo 2 admi meri gaadi dekhkr barat me ghus gaye..
Ultimate Hit!!29 Jan, 2014 By SMS Hippo In: Sardar SMS
Sardar, recently arrived in the US, wanting to earn some money, decides to become a ‘handy-man’ and starts looking for some work in an up-market colony nearby.
He goes to the front door of the nearest house and asks the owner, another Indian, if he had any odd jobs for him to do.
“Well, you can paint my porch, how much will you charge?” the owner says.
The Sardar responds, “How about $50?”
The owner says “Fine, there’s a can of brown paint and brushes in the garage.”
The owner’s wife, inside the house, overhearing the conversation asks her husband, “Does he realize that the porch goes all around the house? That’s a whole day’s job!!”
The man replies, “He should; he was standing on it. Do you think he’s dumb?”
“No, I don’t think so. I guess I’m just influenced by those stupid Sardar
e-mail jokes we keep receiving.”, she comments
A short time later, the Sardar comes to the door and asks for the $50.
“You’ve finished already?” the husband asks.
“Yes,” he replies, “and there was paint left over, so I gave it two coats.”
Impressed, the man reaches into his pocket for the money and hands it to him.
“And by the way,” the turbaned guy adds, “it’s not a Porsche, it’s a BMW!! 😀 😀25 Jan, 2014 By SMS Hippo In: Sardar SMS
Aaj fir ek sardar ne kamaal kar diya.
Ek sardar bank me aake so gaya.
Jante ho kyun……?
Bank ke board pe likha tha,
SONE PE LOAN MILEGA………
Sardar likes to study in front of the mirror
1) Revision ka time bachta hai,
2) Combined study hoti hai,
3) Ek dusre ke doubts clear ho jate hai,
4) Most importantly
competition ka mahol bana
A Gujrati, a Madrasi and a Sardaar were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were having lunch and Gujju opened his lunch box & said, “Dhokla! If I get dhokla one more time for lunch, I’m going to jump off this building.”
The Madrasi opened his lunch box and exclaimed, “Idli Sambhar again! IfI get idli sambhar one more time I’m going to jump off too.”
The Sardaar opened his lunch and said, “Parontha again! If I get aparontha one more time, I’m jumping too.”
The next day, the Gujju opened his lunch box, saw dhokla, and jumped to his death.
The Madrasi opened his lunch, saw idli sambhar, and jumped, too.
The Sardaar opened his lunch, saw the parontha and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, Gujju’s wife was weeping.. She said, “If I’d known how really tired he was of dhokla, I never would have given it to him again!”
The Madrasi’s wife also wept and said, “I could have given him dossa!I didn’t realize he hated idli sambhar so much.”
Everyone turned and stared at the Sardaar’s wife.
Scroll down for her answer
The Sardaar’s wife said,
“Don’t look at me. He makes his own lunch.”
Sardar Mount Everest Pe gaya.
3 Baba Baithe The
Aur Tambaku Ragad Rahe the.
Sardar- Baba Ye Kya hai?
Sardar- O Teri, Everest Masale Aap Banate Ho26 Oct, 2013 By SMS Hippo In: Sardar SMS
Sardar ke bete ne kaha: “Papaji meri girl friend pregnant ho gayi hai, 50,000 maang rahi hai chup rehneke”
Sardar ne khamoshi se paise de diye.
Do mahine baad doosra beta bola: “Meri girl friend pregnant hai, 75,000 maang rahi hai”
Sardar ne khamoshi de diye.
6 mahine baad Sardar ki kuwari beti boli: “Daddy, I am pregnant”
Sardar ne usko gale se lagaya aur maatha choom ke kaha: “Waheguruji ki meher, ab paise lene ki baari hamaari hai..