It is so Smoky Outside, dont know who is responsible…
Is it Rajnikanth Smoking
Alok Nath Doing Pooja…
Once Alok Nath was returning from Kanyadaan ceremony in a BEST bus. As he was too tired to stand, he looked for seat but didn’t get any. However he got one with the help of a bus conductor.
Alok gave ASHIRVAAD to him, today we know that conductor as RAJNIKANT..
New …in market……
People Update Status Via BlackBerry, iPhone, iPad, Etc.. Rajnikant Updates Status Via Calculator…
Rajnikanth’s dog’s house has a signboard on it, saying..
Maalik Se Sawdhan!
Once Rajnikant Decided To Race With Time.. & The Result Is Time Is Still Running
Galileo used ‘Lamp’ to Study, Graham bell used ‘Candle’ to study, Shakshpeare studied in ‘Street lights’ But …..
Do u know about Rajnikant……????
When Rajnikant was a student! You can’t guess this one…
Teachers used to bunk!
While playing once Rajnikant said “statue” to a girl… Now that Statue is know as “Statue of Liberty”
Once Rajnikant was playing cricket in the monsoons…. and …. The rain was cancelled due to the match.
One day Rajnikant gone 4 morning walk & in afternoon police arrstd him..
WHY? Bcoz he reachd USA witout visa
Why did british leave India in 1947? Bcoz. they came to know Rajnikant was going to be born in 1948…
This Msg. is being Sent in the Interest of Humanity-“Guys Please Stop making Jokes on Rajnikant or else he will Delete the INTERNET…”16 Oct, 2013 By SMS Hippo In: Rajanikant SMS
Rajnikant purchases two NANO cars for…
Once Rajnikanth Went For
Suddenly, After g2 Hours..
Police Arrested Him..
He Reached America Without Visa..
So far this is the best of Rajnikant series….
Rajnikant fought with his wife.
His wife apologised
Rajnikanth showing his new Watch to a sexy girl.
Rajni : My watch says u r not a VIRGIN.
Girl: But Im still a VIRGIN.
Rajni : My watch is 10 mins fast18 Jul, 2013 By SMS Hippo In: Rajanikant SMS
Ram aur Raavan Bada serious yudh kar rahe the.
Tabhi Raavan ne Ram ke peechay kisi ko khada dekha.
Raavan: chal yar bye.
Ram: kya hua?
Raavan : Nahi yaar bas bye, Le sita ko Leja .
Ram: Arre hua kya, Ruk to sahi .
Ravan: Nahi yaar achha I am sorry o.k.
Ram: Dost nahi hai…Bata to sahi hua kya???
Ravan: Kuch nahi bhai baat hi khatam, no tension+no fikar, maje-maje.
Ram: Nahi pehle bata pleeeeeeez,tuje meri kasam, kya hua???
Ravaan: Bas rehne d yaar, itni si baat pe tune Rajnikanth ko bula liya :p ;D9 Jun, 2013 By SMS Hippo In: Rajanikant SMS
All new series of Rajnikanth:
Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan ‘via Bluetooth’!
Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a compass!
Rajnikanth knows who let the dogs out!!
Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost`s energy and Complan is a Rajnikanth boy!
Rajnikanth participated in 100m race, obviously he came first, but
Einstein died watching that, since Light came second!!
Intel’s new ad: “Rajnikanth Inside”
When Alexander Graham Bell first used his telephone, he realized that he already had two missed calls from Rajinikanth.
Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North??? . . Because, RAJINIKANTH lives in the South and no one has guts to point at him!!!
An email was sent from Pune to Mumbai, Rajinikanth stopped it in Lonawala!
Rajinikanth can whistle in 5 different languages!
Rajinikanth is the person in the world who can make his girlfriend admit her mistake!
Rajinikanth went to the world cooking championship…of course Rajini won. But guess what did he make in final???
Lal mirchi ki meethi kheer.6 Jun, 2013 By SMS Hippo In: Rajanikant SMS
Prove that 2/10=2
Japanese student: Wrong question.
Pakistani student: No Way.
It’s strange, how is it possible?
Indian : Rajnikant
(T with T cancel)
w = 23rd letter
o = 15th letter
e = 5th letter
n = 14th letter
23+15 / 5+14
= 38 / 19
Maths ka itihaas hila dala.
Father: Tumhare Result ka kya hua………??
Son: Headmster ka beta fail ho gaya,
Father: Aur tum…??
Son: Doctor ka beta Bhi fail ho gaya,
Father: Aur tumhara result kaisa Aaya….??
Son: Wo Wakeel Ka Beta Bhi fail Ho gya,
Father: Kamine mai tera puch raha hun.
Son: To Tu konsa Rajnikant Hai, Tera Beta Bhi Fail hua hai.
Before Tom Cruise,
Rajani was approached for the movie Mission Impossible,
but Rajani refused as he found the title insulting..