Rajanikant SMS

It is so Smoky Outside

It is so Smoky Outside, dont know who is responsible…

Is it Rajnikanth Smoking
Or
Alok Nath Doing Pooja…

23 Jan, 2014 By In: Rajanikant SMS
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Once Alok Nath was returning from Kanyadaan ceremony

Once Alok Nath was returning from Kanyadaan ceremony in a BEST bus. As he was too tired to stand, he looked for seat but didn’t get any. However he got one with the help of a bus conductor.
Alok gave ASHIRVAAD to him, today we know that conductor as RAJNIKANT..

13 Jan, 2014 By In: Jokes SMS Rajanikant SMS
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RAJNIKANT UNLIMITED

New …in market……

RAJNIKANT UNLIMITED

People Update Status Via BlackBerry, iPhone, iPad, Etc.. Rajnikant Updates Status Via Calculator…

Rajnikanth’s dog’s house has a signboard on it, saying..
Maalik Se Sawdhan!

Once Rajnikant Decided To Race With Time.. & The Result Is Time Is Still Running

Galileo used ‘Lamp’ to Study, Graham bell used ‘Candle’ to study, Shakshpeare studied in ‘Street lights’ But …..
Do u know about Rajnikant……????
Only Agarbatti

When Rajnikant was a student! You can’t guess this one…
Teachers used to bunk!

While playing once Rajnikant said “statue” to a girl… Now that Statue is know as “Statue of Liberty”

Once Rajnikant was playing cricket in the monsoons…. and …. The rain was cancelled due to the match.

One day Rajnikant gone 4 morning walk & in afternoon police arrstd him..
WHY? Bcoz he reachd USA witout visa

Why did british leave India in 1947? Bcoz. they came to know Rajnikant was going to be born in 1948…

This Msg. is being Sent in the Interest of Humanity-“Guys Please Stop making Jokes on Rajnikant or else he will Delete the INTERNET…”

16 Oct, 2013 By In: Rajanikant SMS
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Breaking News

Breaking News:
Rajnikant purchases two NANO cars for…
Skating

15 Oct, 2013 By In: Rajanikant SMS
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Once Rajnikanth Went For Morning Walk….

Once Rajnikanth Went For
Morning Walk….
Suddenly, After g2 Hours..
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Police Arrested Him..
Why….??
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Bcoz..
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He Reached America Without Visa..
Passport.

13 Sep, 2013 By In: Rajanikant SMS
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best of Rajnikant series….

So far this is the best of Rajnikant series….
Rajnikant fought with his wife.
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His wife apologised

24 Jul, 2013 By In: Rajanikant SMS
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Rajnikanth showing his new Watch

Rajnikanth showing his new Watch to a sexy girl.

Rajni : My watch says u r not a VIRGIN.
Girl: But Im still a VIRGIN.

Rajni : My watch is 10 mins fast

18 Jul, 2013 By In: Rajanikant SMS
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Ram aur Raavan Bada serious yudh kar rahe the.

Ram aur Raavan Bada serious yudh kar rahe the.

Tabhi Raavan ne Ram ke peechay kisi ko khada dekha.

Raavan: chal yar bye.

Ram: kya hua?

Raavan : Nahi yaar bas bye, Le sita ko Leja .

Ram: Arre hua kya, Ruk to sahi .

Ravan: Nahi yaar achha I am sorry o.k.

Ram: Dost nahi hai…Bata to sahi hua kya???

Ravan: Kuch nahi bhai baat hi khatam, no tension+no fikar, maje-maje.

Ram: Nahi pehle bata pleeeeeeez,tuje meri kasam, kya hua???

Ravaan: Bas rehne d yaar, itni si baat pe tune Rajnikanth ko bula liya :p ;D

9 Jun, 2013 By In: Rajanikant SMS
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All new series of Rajnikanth

All new series of Rajnikanth:

Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan ‘via Bluetooth’!

Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a compass!

Rajnikanth knows who let the dogs out!!

Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost`s energy and Complan is a Rajnikanth boy!

Rajnikanth participated in 100m race, obviously he came first, but
Einstein died watching that, since Light came second!!

Intel’s new ad: “Rajnikanth Inside”
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When Alexander Graham Bell first used his telephone, he realized that he already had two missed calls from Rajinikanth.
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Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North??? . . Because, RAJINIKANTH lives in the South and no one has guts to point at him!!!
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An email was sent from Pune to Mumbai, Rajinikanth stopped it in Lonawala!
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Rajinikanth can whistle in 5 different languages!
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Rajinikanth is the person in the world who can make his girlfriend admit her mistake!
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Rajinikanth went to the world cooking championship…­of course Rajini won. But guess what did he make in final???

Lal mirchi ki meethi kheer.

6 Jun, 2013 By In: Rajanikant SMS
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Prove that 2/10=2

Prove that 2/10=2

Japanese student: Wrong question.

Pakistani student: No Way.

American student:
It’s strange, how is it possible?

Indian : Rajnikant
Two/Ten
=wo/en
(T with T cancel)
w = 23rd letter
o = 15th letter
e = 5th letter
n = 14th letter
So,
23+15 / 5+14
= 38 / 19
= 2
Maths ka itihaas hila dala.
MIND IT

18 May, 2013 By In: Rajanikant SMS
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Tera Beta Bhi Fail

Father: Tumhare Result ka kya hua………??
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Son: Headmster ka beta fail ho gaya,
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Father: Aur tum…??
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Son: Doctor ka beta Bhi fail ho gaya,
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Father: Aur tumhara result kaisa Aaya….??
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Son: Wo Wakeel Ka Beta Bhi fail Ho gya,
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Father: Kamine mai tera puch raha hun.
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Son: To Tu konsa Rajnikant Hai, Tera Beta Bhi Fail hua hai.

17 May, 2013 By In: Center Shock SMS Rajanikant SMS हिंदी संदेश (Hindi SMS)
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Mission Impossible

Before Tom Cruise,
Rajani was approached for the movie Mission Impossible,
but Rajani refused as he found the title insulting..

17 May, 2013 By In: Rajanikant SMS
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