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‘I love you’ is a mathematical function

‘I love you’ is a mathematical function
where
‘I love’ is constant
and
‘you’ is a variable..

7 Mar, 2014 By In: Jokes SMS Naughty SMS
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‘I love you’ is a mathematical function

‘I love you’ is a mathematical function
where
‘I love’ is constant
and
‘you’ is a variable..

6 Mar, 2014 By In: Jokes SMS Naughty SMS
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College wali… Masaledar hoti hai.

College wali… Masaledar hoti hai.

Pados wali… Kadak hoti hai

Office wali… Meethi hoti hai

Ghar wali… Phikki hoti hai

Hotel wali… Mast hoti hai

5 Star wali… Mehangi hoti hai,

Nukkad wali….Unhygenic hoti hai

Lekin ek baat hai yaaar…

 

Chai akhir…..chai hoti hai……..

Soch badlo, desh badlega..

saara time pata nahin kya kya sochte rehte ho..

Happy Tea Time….

Yeh bhi Koi chai peene ki time hai… Khana khao mast so jao.

26 Feb, 2014 By In: Center Shock SMS Naughty SMS
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चोखून चोखून केला ताठ, आणि ओला करून घातला आत

मुलगी –  आई,1 कोडे सांगू ?

“चोखून चोखून केला  ताठ,
आणि ओला करून घातला आत ”
-सांग काय ?

आई- देऊ  का कानाखाली .?

मुलगी- रागावते  का?
उत्तर  आहे  सुईत धागा ! 😀

30 Jan, 2014 By In: Naughty SMS Non-Veg SMS
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Teri ZIP khul nahi rahi yaar

gf: “Teri ZIP khul nahi rahi yaar”
bf: “Thoda aur try kar”
gf: “Kar to rahi hoon. Nahi khul rahi”

bf: “Accha ruk. PDF bhejta hoon”.

23 Jan, 2014 By In: Naughty SMS
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एक युरोपीयन मुलगी पुण्यात येते,

एक युरोपीयन मुलगी पुण्यात येते,
वडापावच्या गाडीवरची अक्षरांची डिजाईन
तिला खुपच आवडते..
.
ती तशीचं अक्षरे टि-शर्ट वर डिजाईन
करते,
.
बाहेर फिरायला येते तर सगळी मूलं
तिला पाहून हसायला लागतात..
.
कारण टि-शर्ट वर लिहलं असते –
.
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.
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दहा रूपयांत धुमाकुळ

13 Jan, 2014 By In: Jokes SMS Naughty SMS
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Sir I have two openings for you..

Received a call from a recruitment consultant.

She said to me: “Sir I have two openings for you…!”

I replied : “Yes I know!!”

There was a long silence and then she hung up. X_X X_X

24 Nov, 2013 By In: Adult SMS Naughty SMS
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Doctor mere lips pe infection ho gaya hai.. . .

Girl: Doctor mere lips pe infection ho gaya hai..
.
.
Doctor: KISS kitni baar karti ho..?
.
.
Girl: Saal mein 1 baar..
.
.
Doctor: Infection nahi “ZANG” lag gayi hai..

24 Nov, 2013 By In: Jokes SMS Kiss SMS Naughty SMS
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In an interview

In an interview,

A boy was rejected
And
A girl was selected

For the same reason –
“Dono ki shirt ka pehla button khula hua tha…”

12 Nov, 2013 By In: Boss Employee SMS Naughty SMS
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Harami ladka church mai…

Harami ladka church mai confess karne ko gaya…

Ladka- father mujhe confess karna hai..

Father- bolo son..

Ladka- mai ek shadi shuda aurat ki ke sath soya..

Father- son is type ki confession aksar log mere paas karne ate hain…

Father- achha batao son kya vo Gary appartment ki suzy thi..

Ladka- no father..

Father- kya vo Palm appt ki Mary thi..

Ladka- no father..

Father- kya vo Vila building ki Soniya thi..

Ladka ek dum se bhag kar church ke bahar chala gaya..
Church ke bahar khade  uske dost ne poocha..bhosdike confess kiya kya tune..
Ladka- nahi confess to nahi kara lekin bhenchod  3 solid jugadon ka pata chal gaya..

Men will be Men…

15 Sep, 2013 By In: Naughty SMS
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आत्ता नको ..

कावळा : चिउताई चिउताई दार उघड

चिउताई : आत्ता नको … हे घरी आहेत …

5 Sep, 2013 By In: Naughty SMS मराठी संदेश (Marathi SMS)
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When I Was a KID ~

When I Was a KID ~

PUSSY Meant a CAT

SEX Meant GENDER

BITCH Was a FEMALE DOG

DICK Was a NAME of a cartoon film,

BANG Was a SOUND

RUBBER Was Nothin But an ERASER

ASS Was An ANIMAL

COCK was murga

SCREW was Just a Fixing TOOL

HEAD Meant a Part of BODY

BALLS Meant a Round TOY

& then….

I met you all, my friends,….

Aur meri poore Education ki maa behen ho gayi…!!!

3 Sep, 2013 By In: Friendship SMS Naughty SMS
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