Jokes SMS

What is electricity?

Teacher : ” What is electricity ? ”
Pappu : Electricity is the extremely loose character daughter of Government. She goes anytime, anywhere without telling anyone, even at midnight !!!

25 Aug, 2014 By In: Jokes SMS
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माझ्या आईचं ऐकलं असतं तर…

बायको : माझ्या आईचं ऐकलं असतं आणि तुम्हाला नकार दिला असता ना, तर सुखी झाले असते…

नवरा : काय सांगतेस… तुझ्या आईचा विरोध होता आपल्या लग्नाला?

बायको : हो.

नवरा : अरे देवा… आणि त्या माऊलीला मी वाईट समजत होतो…

17 Jun, 2014 By In: Husband-wife sms Jokes SMS मराठी संदेश (Marathi SMS)
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मला कविता आवडते

गुरूजी – सगळ्यांनी आपल्याला काय आवडतं ते सांगा. बंड्या तू सांग बरं.
बंड्या – मला कविता आवडते.
गुरूजी – वा वा. कोणती कविता आवडते?
बंड्या – ती तिस-या बाकावरची.

17 Jun, 2014 By In: Jokes SMS मराठी संदेश (Marathi SMS)
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म्हणूनच तर नापास झालो

बाबा – चंप्या पुन्हा नापास झालास? जरा त्या पिंकीकडे बघ. तिला नव्वद टक्के मिळाले आहेत.
चंप्या – तिच्याकडे बघत राहिलो म्हणूनच तर नापास झालो.

17 Jun, 2014 By In: Jokes SMS मराठी संदेश (Marathi SMS)
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Tuzya Premachya Saavlit Mi Tahanlela Zalo

Tuzya Premachya Saavlit Mi Tahanlela Zalo

wah wah..

Tuzya Premachya Saavlit Mi Tahanlela Zalo..
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Tu 2 Minute Thaamb!
Mi lagech “KINGFISHER STRONG” marun Aalo

29 Mar, 2014 By In: Funny love sms Jokes SMS
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कामवाली क्यों नहीं उड़ती ?

गोलू : मां , क्या परी आकाश में उड़ती है ?
मां : हां बेटा।
गोलू : तो अपनी कामवाली क्यों नहीं उड़ती ?
मां : बेटा , वह परी नहीं है।
गोलू : लेकिन पापा तो उसे परी कहते हैं।
मां : कोई बात नहीं , कल सुबह उड़ जाएगी।

28 Mar, 2014 By In: Jokes SMS
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Killing ENGLISH by TEACHERS

Killing ENGLISH by TEACHERS:

PT SIR: “you three of you, Stand Together Separately.”

GEO TEACHR:
“Will you Hang that Map or else i’ll Hang Myself.”

PRINCIPAL: ‘tomorow call your Parents, Especially Mother & Father”

& the terrific one:
ENGLISH TEACHER:
“Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i’m in the class.!”

Sanskrit teacher askd :
what is the meaning of
‘tamso maa jyotirgamaya.’

Santa said :
‘tu so ja maa,
main jyoti ke ghar ja raha hoon’

27 Mar, 2014 By In: Jokes SMS
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कैद्यांनी मिळून जेल मध्ये रामायण सादर केल.

हवलदार :- साहेब, साहेब काल
रात्री सर्व
कैद्यांनी मिळून जेल मध्ये रामायण सादर
केल.
इन्स्पेक्टर : वा !! ही तर चांगली गोष्ट
आहे, तू
एवढा टेन्शन मध्ये का आलास.
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हवलदार :- साहेब टेन्शन हे आहे कि ………….
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हनुमान बनलेला कैदी अजून संजीवनी घेऊन परत नाही आला !!!

27 Mar, 2014 By In: Jokes SMS मराठी संदेश (Marathi SMS)
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I hacked into your computer

A guy went for an interview at a big IT company today for the position of ‘Computer Hacking Investigator.’

The boss asked him , “So, what makes you suitable for this job?”
“Well,” he replied, “I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this interview.”

25 Mar, 2014 By In: Center Shock SMS Jokes SMS
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An Engineer was not getting a job

An Engineer was not getting a job even after two years after his pass-out so he decided to opened a clinic & wrote
outside the clinic:
Any treatment in Rs.300/- & if we cant treat, we will pay you back Rs.1000/-.

A CLEVER Doctor thought he will make the engineer fool and comes to do fraud & thinking to get Rs.1000.

He says to the Engineer:
I cant feel any taste on my tongue…

Engineer asks the Nurse to put few
drops of medicine from box no 22.
After that the MAN shouts: “What d _____ …its URINE!!
The doctor says congratulations your sense of taste is back now.

The CLEVER Doctor was angry as he lost Rs.300.

After 2 weeks the same doctor comes back again & this time he thinks to get back his previous 300 too.
CLEVER Doctor :  I’ve lost my memory.
Engineer: Nurse! pls put some drops of medicine from Box no 22 on his tongue.
C. DOCTOR : Wait Engineer but that medicine is for sense of taste.
Engineer: Congratulations your memory is back.

Moral: Don’t try to be over-smart with Engineers…

24 Mar, 2014 By In: Engineer SMS Jokes SMS
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Abhishek Bacchan to his daughter Aradhya

Abhishek Bacchan to his daughter Aradhya:”Baby i am a super star in Bollywood’……
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Aradhya to Abhisek bachchan after looking at the mobile :-“No Ullu banaaing.. No Ullu
baanaing….”

22 Mar, 2014 By In: Jokes SMS
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first person to answer my question will go home early

In a class the professor said,” the first person to answer my question will go home early”.
John threw his bag outside….
Teacher asked: “whose bag is that” ???
John answered: its mine….
bye bye…

22 Mar, 2014 By In: Jokes SMS
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