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Ek-kiss k baad kya hota hai?

Ek-kiss k baad kya hota hai?

socho,
sharmao mat.

STUPID!
Kya hota he bola na ?
Its easy

Ek-kiss (21) k baad
Baa-iss (22) hota hai,

Padhai par dhyan do
romance par nahi.

Ab Valentine day khatam ho chuka hai!

22 Feb, 2014 By In: Flirt SMS Funny Questions SMS Valentines Day SMS
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Which Indian city…?

Which Indian city…?
How to identify the city you are in…

Scenario 1: Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on…
That’s MUMBAI.

Scenario 2: Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace. The first two get together and beat him up…
That’s DELHI.

Scenario 3: Two guys fighting and third guy comes from a nearby house and says, “Don’t fight in front of my place, go somewhere else.”
That’s PUNE.

Scenario 4: Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a tea stall there.
That’s AHEMDABAD.

Scenario 5: Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are in PUNJAB.

Scenario 6: Two guys fighting. Third guy comes and shoots both of them.
You are in WASSEYPUR.

Last Scenario: Two guys fighting third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit together drink beer and abuse each other and go home as friends.
You are definitely in GOA.

17 May, 2013 By In: Funny Questions SMS Mix Sms
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It’s unfair

University appoint squad 2 arrest unfair means in exam & punish.

But no squad 2 check as actual learning is going on in classroom.

It’s unfair

5 May, 2013 By In: Exam SMS Funny Questions SMS
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