An Engineer was not getting a job even after two years after his pass-out so he decided to opened a clinic & wrote
outside the clinic:
Any treatment in Rs.300/- & if we cant treat, we will pay you back Rs.1000/-.
A CLEVER Doctor thought he will make the engineer fool and comes to do fraud & thinking to get Rs.1000.
He says to the Engineer:
I cant feel any taste on my tongue…
Engineer asks the Nurse to put few
drops of medicine from box no 22.
After that the MAN shouts: “What d _____ …its URINE!!
The doctor says congratulations your sense of taste is back now.
The CLEVER Doctor was angry as he lost Rs.300.
After 2 weeks the same doctor comes back again & this time he thinks to get back his previous 300 too.
CLEVER Doctor : I’ve lost my memory.
Engineer: Nurse! pls put some drops of medicine from Box no 22 on his tongue.
C. DOCTOR : Wait Engineer but that medicine is for sense of taste.
Engineer: Congratulations your memory is back.
Moral: Don’t try to be over-smart with Engineers…
A IT engineer was smoking.
A lady standing near by said to him can’t you see the Warning,
Smoking is injurious to health..! .
He replied “We are bothered only about Errors, not Warnings !!”
Height of attempting unknown questions in style…
Question: What is an Array..?
Student: ARRAY is the word used to call a friend.
“ARRAY vedya ikde ye…”13 Mar, 2014 By SMS Hippo In: Engineer SMS Jokes SMS
Side Effect Of Studying 2 Much:
A Guy Went To A Resturant, He Wanted To See The Menu But
He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;
He Asked Waiter,
“Syllabus Lana Zra”;-)29 Oct, 2013 By SMS Hippo In: Engineer SMS Exam SMS
There are four engineers traveling in a car. One is a mechanical engineer, one a chemical engineer, one an electrical engineer and the other one an engineer from Microsoft.
The car breaks down.
“Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized. We’ll have to strip down the engine before we can get the car working again,” says the mechanical engineer.
“Well,” says the chemical engineer, “it sounded to me as if the fuel might be contaminated. I think we should clear out the fuel system.”
“I thought it might be a grounding problem,” says the electrical engineer, “or maybe a faulty plug lead.”
They all turn to the Microsoft engineer who has said nothing and say.
They ask him, “What do you think?”
“Well, I think we should close all the windows, get out, get back in, and open the windows again.”27 Sep, 2013 By SMS Hippo In: Engineer SMS Jokes SMS
Career Song – The 8 stages
1. when in college : Hum honge kaamiyaab, Hum honge kaam iyaab ek din…..
2. when giving interview to Multi National Company: Tu hi re.. Too hi re ….tere binaaa main kaise jiyunn….
3. waiting for interview result: Intehaa ho gai Intzaarki.. aayinaaa kuch khabar mere yaarki …
4. just joined: Too cheez badi hai mast mast…..
5. after some time: Ye kahaan aa gaye hum??
6. After some more time: Naa koyi umang hai, naa koyi tarang hai, meri jindagi ek kati Pathang hai
7. floating the resume: kabootar ja ja…paheli pyar ki pahli chitti
8.finally when u don’t get better offer any longer: JEENA YAHA MARNA YAHA ISKE SIWA JANA KAHA…27 Sep, 2013 By SMS Hippo In: Engineer SMS Exam SMS
Funny Facts About Engineers
1. For engineers every course apart from engineering is easy.
2. An engineer learns to power of getting up at 9.25 am and reaching in the class at 9.30 am.
3. T-shirt and jeans are engineers national dress and maggie national food.
4. A normal person will fix the broken things but an engineer will first brake that thing and than he would fix it. This is his lab work you don’t have nay right to disturb him.
5. An engineer can build a car, space ship and they even can make time machine. However they just can’t build a relationship with a girl.
6. An engineer don’t care for the rise in rate of petrol or gold but they get mad when cigarette costs Rs.2.45 instead of 2.40.
7. An engineer loves to solve a problem. If there is no problem than they will create one and would start solving it.
8. An engineer touches his car and phone more than his girl, if he have.
9. An engineer can have Dr. title but a doctor can’t have Er. title.
10. An engineer can derive any relation just give them the final expression.
11. Are you made of copper(CU) and tellurium(TE), because you’re CUTE. This is how Engineers flirt.
12. Non engineers have great mind, genius mind , brilliant mind but an engineer never mind.
13. An engineers’s worst nightmare is teacher taking the class but not taking attendance.
14. An engineer can finish his syllabus in one night.
15. An Engineer knows nothing, but only an Engineer knows this.
16. An Engineer will never sleep in night and will never wake up in morning.
17. An Engineer is the most innocent person in front of his parents.
18. Never argue with an engineer because arguing with Engineers is like killing the mosquito on your cheek, you might or might not kill it, but you’ll end up slapping yourself.
19. The most common dialogue on the opening day of an engineering college is, “Bhai, iss saal bhi koi khaas ladkiya nahi hain!”
20. No one can speak better English than an engineer who is having a bottle of beer in his hand
21. There is always a hidden folder in engineers laptop…..
Engineering Student kiMom Dad se:
“Hamara ladka bahut paise udaane laga hai… Jahaan bhi rakhun; khoj leta hai …Kya karoon ?”
“Kamine ki BOOK mein chupa ke rakh; 6 mahine tak nahi khoj paayega…!!”
A mechanical engineer went to police station for
filing report for his missing wife:
Engineer : I lost my wife (misty) ,she went for shopping and still not reached home yet
Inspector: What is her height
Engineer: I never noticed
Inspector: Slim or healthy
Engineer: Not slim can be healthy
Inspector: Colour of eyes
Engineer: Never noticed
Inspector: Colour of hair
Engineer: Changes according to
Inspector: What was she wearing
Engineer: Saree/suit/ I don’t
Inspector: Was she going in a car ?????????
Inspector : tell me the number ,name and color of the car
Engineer: black audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-
speed tiptronic automatic
transmission with manual mode.
And it has full LED
headlights, which use light
emitting diodes for all light
functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door
theN the engineer started crying…..
Inspector: Lets search for the car
DEDICATED TO ALL ENGINEERS:-
I could have been a doctor and saved Lives
I could hav been a lawyer and defended Lives
I could hav been a soldier and protectd Lives
But why to play with others Lives ??
So I choose to be an Engineer, and destroyed my own