Double Meaning SMS

change yourself

GREAT  LINES –

“Change cannot be created for you every time. You must  bring the change yourself”
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Said by – Tukaram of Khopoli Vada Pav centre.
Meaning – Krupaya Sutte Paise Dya.

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3 Sep, 2013 By In: Decent SMS Double Meaning SMS
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LADKIYO ko kuchh bhi kah do wo bura nahi manegi .

Exam hall hi ek aisi jagah hai ,
jaha aap LADKIYO ko kuchh bhi kah do wo bura nahi manegi …
Jaise …
1 – kuc toh dikha de yar , hi dikha de .
2 – hath hata kuch dikh nahi raha .. Aise main kaise karunga ,,
3 – thoda sa rah gaya niche ka , bas 10 minute aur karne de …
4 – dede yar warna main to mar jaunga ..
5 – 1 bar aur khol de .. Main fatafat kar lunga is bar  .
Hai na majeshir bat .

28 May, 2013 By In: Double Meaning SMS Naughty SMS
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Missing U

Husband was throwing knives on wife’s photo.

All were missing the target!

Suddenly he received a call from her “hi, what r u doing?”

His honest reply,

“MISSING u!”

17 May, 2013 By In: Double Meaning SMS Husband-wife sms
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He & She

He : Andar Gaya?
She : Ha.. Gaya.
He : Dukha Kya?
She : Zara bhi nahi.
He : Aur Ek Baar?
She : Ab isme Daalo.
He : Achha laga?
She : Haa..Bahoot. . . .
He : OK.MADAM KA SANDLE PACK KARO….

26 Apr, 2012 By In: Double Meaning SMS
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