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I hacked into your computer

A guy went for an interview at a big IT company today for the position of ‘Computer Hacking Investigator.’

The boss asked him , “So, what makes you suitable for this job?”
“Well,” he replied, “I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this interview.”

25 Mar, 2014 By In: Center Shock SMS Jokes SMS
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College wali… Masaledar hoti hai.

College wali… Masaledar hoti hai.

Pados wali… Kadak hoti hai

Office wali… Meethi hoti hai

Ghar wali… Phikki hoti hai

Hotel wali… Mast hoti hai

5 Star wali… Mehangi hoti hai,

Nukkad wali….Unhygenic hoti hai

Lekin ek baat hai yaaar…

 

Chai akhir…..chai hoti hai……..

Soch badlo, desh badlega..

saara time pata nahin kya kya sochte rehte ho..

Happy Tea Time….

Yeh bhi Koi chai peene ki time hai… Khana khao mast so jao.

26 Feb, 2014 By In: Center Shock SMS Naughty SMS
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Aaj ka gyan

Aaj ka gyan:-

Agar koi hume acha lgta hai to acha wo nahi hum hai..

And agar koi hume bura lgta hai to bura wahi hai Qki hum to ache hai na

Zindagi se koi cheez maango to aise maango jaise tumhare baap ki thi. 
Aur nahi mili to kaunsi tumhare baap ki thi.      

Aaj ke liye Itna gyan kafee hai

19 Jan, 2014 By In: Center Shock SMS Jokes SMS
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BREAKING NEWS FROM IRAN-

BREAKING NEWS FROM IRAN-
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ﻧﻮﺭ ﺍﮔﺮ ﺭﻓﺖ ﺳﺎﯾﻪ ﭘﯿﺪﺍ ﻧﯿﺴﺖ ﻧﻘﺶ ﺩﯾﻮﺍﺭ ﻭ ﭼﺸﻢ ﺧﯿﺮﻩ ﻣﺎ ﻧﻘﺶ ﺳﺎﯾﻪ ﺩﮔﺮ ﻧﻤﯽ
ﺩﺍﻧﺪﯾﻮﺍﺭ ﻭ ﭼﺸﻢ ﺧﯿﺮﻩ ﻣﺎ ﻧﻘﺶ ﺳﺎﯾﻪ ﺩﮔﺮ ﻧﻤﯽ ﺩﺍﻥ ﻧﻮﺭ ﺍﮔﺮ ﺭﻓﺖ ﺳﺎﯾﻪ ﭘﯿﺪﺍ ﻧﯿﺴﺖ
ﻧﻘﺶ ﺩﯾﻮﺍﺭ ﻭ ﭼﺸﻢ ﺧﯿﺮﻩ ﻣﺎ ﻧﻮﺭ ﺍﮔﺮ ﺭﻓﺖ ﺳﺎﯾﻪ . ﺭ ﺭﻓﺖ ﺳﺎﯾﻪ ﭘﯿﺪﺍ ﻧﯿﺴﺖ ﻧﻘﺶ
ﺩﯾﻮﺍﺭ ﻭ ﭼﺸﻢ ﺧﯿﺮﻩ ﻣﺎ ﻧﻘﺶ ﺳﺎﯾﻪ ﺩﮔﺮ ﻧﻤﯽ ﺩﺍﻥ ﻧﻮﺭ ﺍﮔﺮ ﺭﻓﺘﺪﺍ ﻧﯿﺴﺖ ﻧﻘﺶ ﺩﯾﻮﺍﺭ ﻭ
ﭼﺸﻢ ﺧﯿﺮﻩ ﻣﺎ
ﮔﺮ ﺭﻓﺖ ﺳﺎﯾﻪ ﭘﯿﺪﺍ ﻧﯿﺴﺖ ﻧﻘﺶ ﺩﯾﻮﺍﺭ ﻭ ﭼﺸﻢ ﺧﯿﺮﻩ ﻣﺎ ﻧﻮﺭ ﺍﮔﺮ ﺭﻓﺖ ﺳﺎﯾﻪ. ﺭ ﺭﻓﺖ
ﺳﺎﯾﻪ ﭘﯿﺪﺍ ﻧﯿﺴﺖ ﻧﻘﺶ ﺩﯾﻮﺍﺭ ﻭ ﭼﺸﻢ ﺧﯿﺮﻩ ﺍﮔﺮ ﺭ ﺳﺎﯾﻪ ﭘﯿﺪﺍ ﻧﯿﺴﺖ ﻧﻘﺶ ﺩﯾﻮﺍﺭ ﻭ
ﭼﺸﻢ ﺧﯿﺮﻩ ﻣﺎ ﻧﻘﺶ ﺳﺎﯾﻪ ﺩﮔﺮ ﻧﻤﯽ ﺩﺍﻧﺪﯾﻮﺍﺭ ﻭ ﭼﺸﻢ ﺧﯿﺮﻩ ﻣﺎ ﻧﻘﺶ ﺳﺎﯾﻪ ﺩﮔﺮ ﻧﻤﯽ
ﺩﺍﻥ ﻧﻮﺭ ﺳﺎﯾﻪ ﺩﮔﺮ ﻧﻤﯽ ﺩﺍﻥ ﻧﻮﺭ ﺍﮔﺮ ﺭﻓﺘﺪﺍ ﻧﯿﺴﺖ ﻧﻘﺶ ﺩﯾﻮﺍﺭ ﻭ ﭼﺸﻢ ﺧﯿﺮﻩ ﻣﺎ

Shit ab kya hoga…!!

13 Jan, 2014 By In: Center Shock SMS Jokes SMS
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Ayushyat 3 gosti konala nahi sangaychya…

Ayushyat 3 gosti konala nahi sangaychya…
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Nahi sangaychya mhanje nahi sangaychya…
promise..

13 Jan, 2014 By In: Center Shock SMS PJ SMS
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Ultimate Hit!!

Ultimate Hit!!

HUSBAND calls from Delhi to his WIFE in Chandigarh

SERVANT picked the phone.

HUSBAND: Memsaab se baat karao

SERVANT: Woh toh Sahab ke saath kamre mein hai

HUSBAND: Par Sahab to mai hoon

SERVANT: Ab mai kya karu?

HUSBAND: Maar de dono ko Mai hold karta hoon

After killing..
SERVANT: Laasho ka kya karu?

HUSBAND: Ghar ke piche wale swimming pool mein phek ke bhaag jaa….

SERVANT: Par hamare ghar mein to swimming pool hi nahi hai..

HUSBAND: Ye 45678922 hai…??

SERVANT: Nahi… Ye 45688922 hai…

HUSBAND: Oh Sorry, Wrong Number

26 Dec, 2013 By In: Center Shock SMS Husband-wife sms Jokes SMS
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श्री गृप Admin सविनय सादर

श्री गृप Admin सविनय सादर,

       विनंती की आपला गृप दिवसेंदिवस प्रगल्भ होत आहे. आपण आम्हास गृपमध्ये स्थान दिले आणि आम्हास कामास लावले त्याबद्दल गृपचा एक नम्र सदस्य या नात्याने आपला शतशः ऋणी आहे.
       आपण जर सर्वांचे गेट-टू-गेदर घडवून आणले तर सर्व जण आपणास शुभेच्छा देतील. या गृपचे जन्मदाते आपण आहात. आपण कृपया संपूर्ण गृपला यथेच्छ जेवण दिल्यास, ज्याच्या त्याच्या आवडीप्रमाणे पेय पदार्थ ठेवल्यास गृप आपणास अधिक धन्यवाद देईल
         अलीकडे गृप निर्माण करणे हे अनौरस बाळाला जन्माला घालण्यासारखी फॅशन झाली आहे
तरी असे न करता वेळोवेळी गेट-टू-गेदर आयोजित करून गृपच्या सदस्यांचे धन्यवाद प्राप्त करून घ्यावेत ही नम्र विनंती.
     आता हे वाचून आम्हाला कृपया गृपात राहू द्या लाथाळू नका ही विनंती.

– आपलाच गृपमधील !

14 Dec, 2013 By In: Center Shock SMS
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SCIENCE kehta hai ki paani ubalne se kitanu

SCIENCE kehta hai ki paani ubalne se kitanu mar
jate hai..
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Par Science ko ye nahi pata ki kitanu
ke marne ke baad unki
”Dead Bodies” To pani me hi reh jati hai
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Stupid Science
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kasam se bachpan se genius hu…
Lekin kabhi Ghamand nahi kiya

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Cow & Cat both are sisters..
Now you must be thinking ke kaise?

Jyada mat socho.
I’m telling you,
Cow Mata hoti hai
or
Billi Mousi

Bola tha na bachpan se hi intelligent hoon… lekin kabhi Ghamand nahi kiya.
No claps plz….I dnt lyk publicity.
Life mein 2 baate hamesha yaad rakhna
1. Zopun Abhyaas kelyaane Zop yete…..  pan……….

2. Basun Abhyaas kelyaane Bus yet naahi! !!
bas ab Thanks mat bolna,
Jab tak knowledge hai dete rahenge…
Lamha – Lamha Zindagi Gujar Jayegi, 5 Din Baad ”DIWALI” Aayegi, Abhi Se Hi ”HAMARI” Badhai Le Lo, Warna Phir Ye Badhaiyan Common Ho Jayegi.

14 Nov, 2013 By In: Center Shock SMS
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मंगळावर यान पाठवायला

मंगळावर यान पाठवायला ४५० कोटी पेक्षा कमी खर्च
आलाय आणि IRB ४९ किलोमीटर रस्त्यासाठी ५१२
कोटी खर्च झालेत अस म्हणतंय . Excellent…..

9 Nov, 2013 By In: Center Shock SMS Politics SMS
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Zenduche toran laava daari

Zenduche toran laava daari,
Sukhaache kiran yevude ghari,
Purna hovude tumchya sarva ichha,
Asach time pass mhanun Guruwar chya hardik shubhechha..!!

26 Oct, 2013 By In: Center Shock SMS
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Laxmi ji ka vahan (ullu) unse

Laxmi ji ka vahan (ullu) unse ruth gya or bola…
Aapki sb pooja karte hai..  mjhe koi nhi pujta.

Laxmi ji boli…..ab se har saal meri pooja se 11 din pehle tmhari pooja hogi.
Us din ullu pooje jayenge

Tbi se diwali k 11 din pehle  KARWA  CHOWTH  manaya jane laga.

23 Oct, 2013 By In: Center Shock SMS Husband-wife sms Jokes SMS
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I cordially invite you with all…….

I cordially invite you with all ur friends this Sunday at our home from 10am to 6 pm on the occasion of House  Cleaning for Diwali….

plz thanks naka bolu aur koi bahana nahi chalega.

18 Oct, 2013 By In: Center Shock SMS Funny SMS
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