UPCOMING HORROR MOVIES in Mar-Apr
1 Tadapta Employee
2 Month End Ki Raat
3 Increment – The Impossible
4 Apraisal Ka Khauf
5 Sadma Zero Increment Ka
6 Pyasa HR.
An employee goes running to HR and ask his resignation back.
HR(surprised): Today is your last day and what happened suddenly?
Employee: My boss is also coming to same place where I am going..
In an interview,
A boy was rejected
A girl was selected
For the same reason –
“Dono ki shirt ka pehla button khula hua tha…”
Last few working days of Sachin Tendulkar
Company HR’s should learn from BCCI, how to treat an employee during notice period. . .
Ek Murgi ne apne Malik ko khush karne ke liye sawa kilo ka 1 anda
diya.Malik bahut khush h uwa aur Murghi ko shabashi di.
Murghi ke Gand ka Dard sari umar nahi gaya.
Moral: Zyada efficiency dikhane se Boss to khush hota hai par Gand
hamesha ke liye phat jati hai.
Har Chand ka didar alag hota hai!
Har Chij ka nasha alag hota hai !
Kisi ek company me Zindagi barbad mat karna!
Kyoki har company ka Pagaar alag hota hai! good morning
Corporate Bhagwad Gita
|| Tum pichli late promotion ka
paschatap mat karo ||
|| Tum Agli Promotion ki
chinta bhi mat karo ||
|| Bus apni current posting se
hi prassan raho |
|| Tum Jab nahin the tab bhi ye
office chal raha tha ||
|| Tum jab nahin hoge, tab bhi ye
chalta rehega |
|| Jo Laptop aaj tumhara hai,
Kal kisi or ka tha ||
|| Parso kisi or ka hoga. Tum ise
apna samaj kar magan ho rahe
|| Yahi tumhare samast
dukho ka kaaran hai. ||
||Appraisal, incentive, promotion
increment ye shabad apne man
se nikal do ||
|| Phir tum is office ke ho
Aur ye office tumhara hai |
WORK PRESSURE… ❄
Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys..
Me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants . And as I finished..
I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand..
Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around. I went on to ask, “Why is she not attending the weekly status call?”
I don’t login to facebook, yahoo, gmail, youtube, etc.. at my personal internet connection at home… thinking it will be blocked any way. Till I realize – I am at home.
Yeah sometimes it does happens with me also. keeping hands in front of tap waiting for water to drop by itself is very frequent with me. I just forget that we have to turn on and off the tap….
Once after talking to one of my friends
I ended the conversation saying, “Ok bye…in case of any issues will call – u back”
Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe it’s in the recycle bin _________________________________________
Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab….pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg….. I replied 256mb….thank god he didn’t notice.
And I – after a hectic week, went to a movie. In the middle of the movie, when I wanted to check the time, I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the Theatre Screen…
So avoid working so hard ! Have a great work-life balance 19 Aug, 2013 By SMS Hippo In: Boss Employee SMS
Boss hangs a poster in office, “I m the boss, do not forget” He returns frm lunch, finds a slip on his desk, “ur wife called, she wants her poster back home”13 Aug, 2013 By SMS Hippo In: Boss Employee SMS Husband-wife sms
The boss got out of a BMW 7 series
And a junior employee remarked “wow Boss, Thats Great”
The boss said “If U also work hard, be Punctual, put in more hours of work in the Weekends, take fewer Holidays
I will be able to buy an even better car next year”10 Aug, 2013 By SMS Hippo In: Boss Employee SMS