Boss Employee SMS

UPCOMING HORROR MOVIES in Mar-Apr

UPCOMING HORROR MOVIES in Mar-Apr
1 Tadapta Employee
2 Month End Ki Raat
3 Increment – The Impossible
4 Apraisal Ka Khauf
5 Sadma Zero Increment Ka
6 Pyasa HR.

20 Feb, 2014 By In: Boss Employee SMS PJ SMS
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employee goes running to HR and ask…

An employee goes running to HR and ask his resignation back.
HR(surprised): Today is your last day and what happened suddenly?
Employee: My boss is also coming to same place where I am going..

19 Dec, 2013 By In: Boss Employee SMS
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In an interview

In an interview,

A boy was rejected
And
A girl was selected

For the same reason –
“Dono ki shirt ka pehla button khula hua tha…”

12 Nov, 2013 By In: Boss Employee SMS Naughty SMS
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how to treat an employee

Last few working days of Sachin Tendulkar
Company HR’s should learn from BCCI, how to treat an employee during notice period. . .

9 Nov, 2013 By In: Boss Employee SMS
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Ek Murgi ne apne

Ek Murgi ne apne Malik ko khush karne ke liye sawa kilo ka 1 anda
diya.Malik bahut khush h uwa aur Murghi ko shabashi di.
Magar.
Murghi ke Gand ka Dard sari umar nahi gaya.
Moral: Zyada efficiency dikhane se Boss to khush hota hai par Gand
hamesha ke liye phat jati hai.

31 Oct, 2013 By In: Boss Employee SMS
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Har Chand ka didar

Har Chand ka didar alag  hota hai!
Har Chij ka nasha alag hota hai !
Kisi ek company me Zindagi barbad mat karna!
Kyoki har company ka Pagaar alag hota hai! good morning

13 Oct, 2013 By In: Boss Employee SMS
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Corporate Bhagwad Gita

Corporate Bhagwad Gita

Hey Employee,

|| Tum pichli late promotion ka
     paschatap mat karo ||

|| Tum Agli Promotion ki
     chinta bhi mat karo ||

|| Bus apni current posting se
     hi prassan raho |

|| Tum Jab nahin the tab bhi ye
     office chal raha tha ||

|| Tum jab nahin hoge, tab bhi ye
     chalta rehega |

|| Jo Laptop aaj tumhara hai,
     Kal kisi or ka tha ||

|| Parso kisi or ka hoga. Tum ise
     apna samaj kar magan ho rahe
     ho. 

|| Yahi tumhare samast
     dukho ka kaaran hai. ||

||Appraisal, incentive, promotion
    increment ye shabad apne man
    se nikal do ||

|| Phir tum is office ke ho
     Aur ye office tumhara hai |

10 Oct, 2013 By In: Boss Employee SMS Jokes SMS
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WORK PRESSURE…

WORK PRESSURE… ❄
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Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys..
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Me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants . And as I finished..
I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand..
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Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around. I went on to ask, “Why is she not attending the weekly status call?”
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I don’t login to facebook, yahoo, gmail, youtube, etc.. at my personal internet connection at home… thinking it will be blocked any way. Till I realize – I am at home.
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Yeah sometimes it does happens with me also. keeping hands in front of tap waiting for water to drop by itself is very frequent with me. I just forget that we have to turn on and off the tap….
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Once after talking to one of my friends
I ended the conversation saying, “Ok bye…in case of any issues will call – u back”
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Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe it’s in the recycle bin _________________________________________
Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab….pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg….. I replied 256mb….thank god he didn’t notice.
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And I – after a hectic week, went to a movie. In the middle of the movie, when I wanted to check the time, I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the Theatre Screen…

So avoid working so hard ! Have a great work-life balance 

19 Aug, 2013 By In: Boss Employee SMS
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Boss hangs a poster

Boss hangs a poster in office, “I m the boss, do not forget” He returns frm lunch, finds a slip on his desk, “ur wife called, she wants her poster back home”

13 Aug, 2013 By In: Boss Employee SMS Husband-wife sms
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The boss got out of a BMW 7

The boss got out of a BMW 7 series

And a junior employee remarked “wow Boss, Thats Great”

The boss said “If U also work hard, be Punctual, put in more hours of work in the Weekends, take fewer Holidays

I will be able to buy an even better car next year”

10 Aug, 2013 By In: Boss Employee SMS
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