Wife SMS

New Metal-wife

A New Metal is added to the Chemistry:

Name: Wife
Symbol: Bv

Atomic Weight: Light when first found… tends to get heavier over the years with time.

Physical Properties :
– Boils at any time
– Can freeze at any time
– Melts if treated with love & care
– Very Bitter if Mishandled

Chemical Properties :
– Very Reactive
– Highly Unstable
– Possess Strong Affinity for Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards & Cheque books
– Money Reducing Agent

Occurrence :
– Mostly found in front of the Mirror.

24 Jan, 2014 By In: Jokes SMS Wife SMS
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Who is a Girl ???

Who is a Girl ???
A Girl is the most Beautiful part of God’s creation. She starts compromising at a very tender age.
She sacrifices her chocolates for her brother.
Later she sacrifices her love for just a smile on
her parents face.
then After Marriage ……
…..
….
….
….
She takes revenge of all things
from her Husband..

15 Jan, 2014 By In: Jokes SMS Wife SMS
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2 types of communication are best and fastest

Only 2 types of communication are best and fastest in the world_

(1)  E – mail
            &
(2)  Female

Ek pal me idhr ki bat udhar…!!

30 Oct, 2013 By In: Jokes SMS Wife SMS
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बायको

जगातील दोन कठीण कामे—
    
(1) आपल्या डोक्यातील
विचार दुस-याच्या डोक्यात
उतरविणे.                
    
(2) दुस-याच्या खिशातील
पैसा आपल्या खिशात
आणणे.                 
 
* पहिल्या कामात हुशार
त्याला ‘शिक्षक’ म्हणतात.    
 
* दुस-या कामात हुशार
त्याला ‘व्यापारी’ म्हणतात.

 
* आणि दोन्ही कामात
हुशार तिला ‘बायको’
म्हणतात.

27 Sep, 2013 By In: Jokes SMS Wife SMS
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There is nothing more expensive than a female tear

There is nothing more expensive than a female tear

When a single drop comes out, it first mixes with ‘Loreal’ eyeliner (Rs650)& ‘Dior’ mascara (Rs2500)…Then when it rolls down the cheek, it mixes with ‘D&G’ blusher (Rs 2500)… & finally when it touches the lips, it gets mixed with ‘Maybelline’ lipstick( Rs 350)… This means that a single drop is ruining Rs.6000.
Pls don’t make them cry guys… It wld b difclt to afford it …….!

18 Jul, 2013 By In: Husband-wife sms Wife SMS
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Touching story-

Touching story-
Husband & Wife went for a walk. While walking, husband hits his leg on a stone & starts bleeding.
He looks at her hoping that she would tear her dupatta & wrap it around his leg.

She looks in his eyes & says…

..

“Sochna bhi mat! Designer piece hai !”

6 Jul, 2013 By In: Husband-wife sms Wife SMS
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Ultimate grammar lesson of the day….

Ultimate grammar lesson of the day….

“If more than one mouse is mice” then, “more than one spouse is spice”..;)

6 Jun, 2013 By In: Center Shock SMS Wife SMS
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