Husband-wife sms

माझ्या आईचं ऐकलं असतं तर…

बायको : माझ्या आईचं ऐकलं असतं आणि तुम्हाला नकार दिला असता ना, तर सुखी झाले असते…

नवरा : काय सांगतेस… तुझ्या आईचा विरोध होता आपल्या लग्नाला?

बायको : हो.

नवरा : अरे देवा… आणि त्या माऊलीला मी वाईट समजत होतो…

17 Jun, 2014 By In: Husband-wife sms Jokes SMS मराठी संदेश (Marathi SMS)
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savd wife’s nmbr on mobile as “MY LIFE”

Newly married husband savd wife’s nmbr on mobile as
“MY LIFE”
Aftr 1yr: “MY WIFE”?
5yrs: “HOME”
10Yrs: “wrong number”
25Yrs: “Indian Mujahidin”

20 Mar, 2014 By In: Funny SMS Husband-wife sms
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शब्दों का फ़र्क क्या-क्या गुल खिला सकता है,

शब्दों का फ़र्क क्या-क्या गुल खिला सकता है,
एक उदहारण देखिये:
पहली तस्वीर-
शाम को घर लौटते ही, जैसे ही आप
अपनी बीवी को देखें, तुरंत कहें-
“आज तो तुम बिलकुल हत्यारिन लग रही हो”
हमारा दावा है, आपको शाम की चाय तो क्या,
रात का खाना भी नसीब नहीं होगा!
दूसरी तस्वीर-
शाम को घर लौटते ही, जैसे ही आप
अपनी बीवी को देखें, तुरंत कहें-
“आज तो तुम बड़ी क़ातिल लग रही हो,
क्या इरादा है”..?
इस डायलोग के बाद अगर आपको शाम की चाय के
साथ गरमा-गर्म पकौड़े ना मिलें, तो कहियेगा….

13 Mar, 2014 By In: Husband-wife sms Jokes SMS हिंदी संदेश (Hindi SMS)
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Argument with wife

Argument with wife is like reading the Software License Agreement.

At the end, you ignore everything and click ‘I Agree’.

13 Mar, 2014 By In: Husband-wife sms Jokes SMS
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Aaj sabji mei namak thoda zyada lag raha hai..

Hubby : Aaj sabji mei namak thoda zyada lag raha hai..
Wife : Namak barabar hai… Sabji thodi kaam thi.
Wife is always right

7 Mar, 2014 By In: Husband-wife sms Jokes SMS
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चिंटू त्याच्या पहिल्या रात्री बायकोला कुशीत घेउन चोळताना

चिंटू त्याच्या पहिल्या रात्री बायकोला कुशीत घेउन चोळताना

काय गं..?
मज्जा येतेय ना..??? मिने, ….
एक सांग…
तुला सेक्स विषयी विचारणारा मी पहिलाच पुरुष आहे ना..??
मिनी (लाजून)- होय रे राजा…
बाकी सगळे…..
…. न सांगताच चढून गेले..!!

6 Mar, 2014 By In: Husband-wife sms Non-Veg SMS
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HUSBAND SENT AN SMS TO WIFE

HUSBAND SENT AN SMS TO WIFE:

Thanks for making my life wonderful and being a part of my life. What ever I am is only because of u, u r my angel thanks for coming in my life and making it worth living.

You’re Great.

SHE REPLIED :Pee li na ? Ab chup chap ghar aa jao..
DARO MAT..
KUCHH NAHI BOLUNGI..! !

Husband: Thank you.

27 Feb, 2014 By In: Husband-wife sms
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Married Man Bechara Dukhi bhi nahi ho sakta….

Married Man Bechara  Dukhi bhi nahi ho sakta….

Wife:
I love you baby..

Husband (softly) :
I love you too..

Wife :
Upset kyun lag rahe ho….??

Husband :
Bas thoda mood off tha..

Wife:
Doston ke saath to bade khush rehte ho,
aur mere saath hi drame..

Husband (pyar se) :
Aisa kuch nahi jaanu,
tabiyat thodi theek nahi hai..

Wife:
Haan abhi dost phone karega to 2 sec mein tabiyat theek ho jayegi..

Husband:
Dost kahan se aa gaye,
mera mood thoda upset hai bas..

Wife:
Mere saath hi ye sab hota hai,
friends ke saath enjoy karte ho,
badi has has ke pictures click karwate ho.
Ya koi aur ladki pasand aa gayi..??

Husband (aur jyada pyar se) :
arrey, kahan se kahan baat le jaa rahi ho..?
Wife:
Aaj sab clear hoga !!

Husband: Kya clear karna hai jaanu,
aisa kya ho gaya..??

Wife (khud confused) :
Jab tum khud clear nahi,
tumhe kuch pata nahi to main kya bolun..!!

Husband :
Tumhe hua kya hai ??
kis baat pe upset ho ??
Batao!!

Wife:
Tumhari sangat hi kharab hai !!

Husband:
Mere saath to tum ho!!

Wife:
Ab bohot ho gaya,
ab aur nahi!!

Husband (fully crashed) :
Hua kya hai ?
ye to bata do..

Wife:
Hum ab saath nahi reh sakte?..

Husband:
Ye baat kahan se aayi?..

Wife:
I want Divorce..

Husband:
Ok..!!

Wife (gone crazy) :
Haan, yehi chahte ho tum to,
fir tum jo marzi kar sako..

Husband:
Arrey tumne khudne bola abhi,
maine kya galat kaha..??

Wife:
Itni problem thi to bola kyun nahi,
main khud bina bole chali jaati tumhari life se..

Husband (apne baal pakad kar) :
Mujhe meri galti to bata do..

Wife:
Waqt aane pe pata chalegi tumhe apne aap, jab main chali jaungi..

Husband:(confused)
Acha, to main wait karta hoon sahi waqt ka..

Wife:
Tum serious kab hoge..??

Husband:
Ab kya hospital mein admit ho jaun,
serious hone ke liye?..

Wife:
Go to hell..!!
Dont call me again !!.

Husband:(shocked)

AFTER 3 HOURS.. Wife:
Tumhe pata hai na,
main tumhare bina nahi reh sakti jaanu,
sorry !!! I love you my baby..
Husband (Sab bhool kar) :
Acha, I love you tooo…
Wife:
Upset kyun lag rahe ho ?…………… !!!

xxxxxxxxx

26 Feb, 2014 By In: Husband-wife sms Jokes SMS
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Wife (On valentine’s day): Kya gift du..?

Wife (On valentine’s day): Kya gift du..?

Husband: Pyaar se dekha karo, izzat karo, tameez se baat kiya karo…yehi kaafi hai…

Wife:Nahi, mai to gift hi dungi..!!

15 Feb, 2014 By In: Husband-wife sms Valentines Day SMS
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Sweet heart paay var kar

Mulga- Baba heart la kiti paay astat…?
Baba-Bala heart la paay nastat
mulga-Mag tumhi ratri ase ka mhanat hotat.
“Sweet heart paay var kar”

14 Feb, 2014 By In: Husband-wife sms Non-Veg SMS
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तुफानी उखाना

तुफानी उखाना :

हिरवा हिरवा शालू
त्याला लाल लाल काठ…

लग्न झाल्या पासून
माझी पलंगा वर पाठ…

नवरा माझा आयझवाडा
एेकत नाही झाट….
५ वेला झवून सुद्धा
लवडा  याचा ताठ…..

13 Feb, 2014 By In: Husband-wife sms Non-Veg SMS
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Wow, Tum itni Gulabi kaise lag rahi ho.. ?

Husband:- Wow, Tum itni Gulabi
kaise
lag rahi ho.. ??
.
Wife:”When your lovely words
touch the bundle branches of the
circulation system of my heart,
.
it starts beating
faster & increased output is
trans mitted to adrenals whichstart
secreting glucon to increase
blood
glucose level & to combat this
emergency, Pituitary output also
increases which raises blood estrogen level, Causing
vasodilation
and I
look PINK…
.
. .
MORAL: “Jyada padhi-likhi biwi
romance ki AISI-TAISI kar deti hai.

29 Jan, 2014 By In: Husband-wife sms Jokes SMS
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